ChrisWiki wiki https://wiki.chrisretlich.com/Main_Page MediaWiki 1.40.0 first-letter Media Special Talk User User talk ChrisWiki ChrisWiki talk File File talk MediaWiki MediaWiki talk Template Template talk Help Help talk Category Category talk 0 1 1 2007-03-25T05:01:47Z MediaWiki default 0 wikitext text/x-wiki <big>'''MediaWiki has been successfully installed.'''</big> Consult the [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Contents User's Guide] for information on using the wiki software. == Getting started == * [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Configuration_settings Configuration settings list] * [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:FAQ MediaWiki FAQ] * [http://mail.wikimedia.org/mailman/listinfo/mediawiki-announce MediaWiki release mailing list] 928e1deea259c70afc3513c66f29f3fcd740d8bf 2 1 2007-03-25T05:06:05Z WikiSysop 1 Protected "[[Main Page]]" [edit=sysop:move=sysop] wikitext text/x-wiki <big>'''MediaWiki has been successfully installed.'''</big> Consult the [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Contents User's Guide] for information on using the wiki software. == Getting started == * [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Configuration_settings Configuration settings list] * [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:FAQ MediaWiki FAQ] * [http://mail.wikimedia.org/mailman/listinfo/mediawiki-announce MediaWiki release mailing list] 928e1deea259c70afc3513c66f29f3fcd740d8bf 3 2 2007-03-25T05:06:29Z WikiSysop 1 Woohoo! wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! 1edccbb526d45c60fff51d6d6da9fa1a49c90515 6 3 2007-03-26T21:07:54Z WikiSysop 1 Unprotected "[[Main Page]]" wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! 1edccbb526d45c60fff51d6d6da9fa1a49c90515 7 6 2007-03-26T21:09:26Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! Oh, and Neal, thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]! 89e57fb30f4a42cdb07858afa1c8817c9d54ee57 8 7 2007-03-26T21:10:13Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]! 5645db23d04cb1d756e9c2bce7ea323a0862266b 14 8 2007-03-26T21:25:12Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit! Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]! See also: * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] ==Notes:== <references/> 0a9d2dcf9f001b89348cf5698470876d61a22ce2 15 14 2007-03-26T21:33:19Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit! Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]! ==See also:== * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] ==Notes:== <references/> 834f397b05c68df9a305367489ecac028ce2817c 16 15 2007-03-26T21:46:44Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!''' After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of PHP4, and then finding out that 1&1 also retardedly uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]! ==See also:== * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] ==Notes:== <references/> 1906104ce3676485c1d9e70a2185b6ccd6eeb8f4 19 16 2007-03-27T01:51:45Z Neal Grosskopf 2 /* See also: */ wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!''' After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of PHP4, and then finding out that 1&1 also retardedly uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]! ==See also:== * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] ==Notes:== <references/> 646d5de941e3e34617bd24aef025f533cdf4508a 20 19 2007-03-27T01:54:21Z Neal Grosskopf 2 wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!''' After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]! ==See also:== * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] ==Notes:== <references/> c54237205a5c4e2fd87d1f011812b219315c0b4b 22 20 2007-03-27T01:58:12Z Neal Grosskopf 2 wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!''' After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]! ==See also:== * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] ==Notes:== <references/> f39c8b12129ca80cc0e16fa7d2e74c5d8fd8b8e5 42 22 2007-03-28T00:59:45Z WikiSysop 1 alphabetize, add entries wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!''' After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]! ==See also:== * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] ==Notes:== <references/> fb5e47c315a9fd7490469d212b0eed8b682e2848 47 42 2007-03-28T01:06:05Z WikiSysop 1 recent changes link wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!''' After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]! ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. ==See also:== * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] ==Notes:== <references/> 8f2a05c347be88ae1f6220698af13df69753c667 48 47 2007-03-28T03:04:14Z Neal Grosskopf 2 /* See also: */ wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!''' After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]! ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. ==See also:== * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] ==Notes:== <references/> c9c35ea48ca643b7fc4e978d69b8e147d27ddf1f 50 48 2007-03-28T03:17:11Z Neal Grosskopf 2 /* See also: */ wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!''' After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. Oh, and [[User:Neal Grosskopf|Neal]], thanks for [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars|this]]! ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. ==See also:== * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] ==Notes:== <references/> ac0854859ebdfd9407ffaac684cfa39a49e5036c 2 2 4 2007-03-25T06:27:48Z WikiSysop 1 New page: Um, so, this is the user page for me, I guess... Not much to see here, so go [[Main Page|here]] instead. wikitext text/x-wiki Um, so, this is the user page for me, I guess... Not much to see here, so go [[Main Page|here]] instead. af37a74a63b9355619e725de479eeac1e3a6bd2a 0 3 5 2007-03-26T18:32:30Z Neal Grosskopf 2 New page: Jessica Gagnon and Jeffery Schwehm will be presenting their poster entitled "Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars" at the National American Chemic... wikitext text/x-wiki Jessica Gagnon and Jeffery Schwehm will be presenting their poster entitled "Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars" at the National American Chemical Society Meeting in Chicago, Illinois on Monday March 26th. Jessica is a Biochemistry major here at Lakeland College and performed this research with Dr. Jeffery Schwehm as part of the Lakeland Undergraduate Research Experience during the summer of 2006. 53b979a9e132be80efcaf9f9eaefe831d6b2dd7a 2 4 9 2007-03-26T21:11:02Z WikiSysop 1 New page: This is Neal Grosskopf! wikitext text/x-wiki This is Neal Grosskopf! 78f5c7d3eb6436f855d92f21d08ad5e0f43c622d 23 9 2007-03-27T01:59:32Z Neal Grosskopf 2 wikitext text/x-wiki Yo Soy Neal Grosskopf! 06d7888093aeae32c48a0bc60a3e1950af954b3d 0 5 10 2007-03-26T21:12:39Z WikiSysop 1 New page: A raving madman, not to be confused with [[Doctor Dewlittle]]. wikitext text/x-wiki A raving madman, not to be confused with [[Doctor Dewlittle]]. cd2e8fb3e2e8fbc3c0d88aab614e64b2127094fe 0 6 11 2007-03-26T21:13:41Z WikiSysop 1 New page: ''Doctor Dewlittle'', inventor of [[Mountain Dew]] is a well-known scientist and inventor of soft drink beverages. He is frequently confused with [[Doctor Dolittle]]. wikitext text/x-wiki ''Doctor Dewlittle'', inventor of [[Mountain Dew]] is a well-known scientist and inventor of soft drink beverages. He is frequently confused with [[Doctor Dolittle]]. 737f9ed601a09052fda31606ada409e25be12bee 12 11 2007-03-26T21:14:36Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki '''Doctor Dewlittle''', inventor of [[Mountain Dew]] is a well-known scientist and inventor of soft drink beverages. He is frequently confused with [[Doctor Dolittle]]. 8af4a8e88bdbf643dfdbedb13192a7aec64533b1 0 7 13 2007-03-26T21:15:51Z WikiSysop 1 New page: '''Mountain Dew''' is an orange-flavored citrus soft drink that is visually confused with radiator fluid. It is the best soft drink in the world followed by water. Its sugar and caffeine... wikitext text/x-wiki '''Mountain Dew''' is an orange-flavored citrus soft drink that is visually confused with radiator fluid. It is the best soft drink in the world followed by water. Its sugar and caffeine levels are off every chart imaginable. 1a5f9f4041aecf775934ae82c7ed937ba017be90 0 8 17 2007-03-27T01:48:59Z Neal Grosskopf 2 New page: The Vulcan nerve pinch is a technique used mainly by Vulcans to render another lifeform unconscious by pinching the base of the victim's neck with all four fingers opposing the thumb. Norm... wikitext text/x-wiki The Vulcan nerve pinch is a technique used mainly by Vulcans to render another lifeform unconscious by pinching the base of the victim's neck with all four fingers opposing the thumb. Normally this is done to other humanoids. ee683166e9de8eb3ffbae2eca0fb663e4fa77ae5 18 17 2007-03-27T01:50:37Z Neal Grosskopf 2 wikitext text/x-wiki The Vulcan nerve pinch is a technique used mainly by Vulcans to render another lifeform unconscious by pinching the base of the victim's neck with all four fingers opposing the thumb. Normally this is done to other humanoids. The nerve pinch has been used on Vulcans and the Vulcanoid Romulans several times, showing that neither race is immune to the technique.[ dc767fbea598cccc9a414a8076e2f2c1c746b8f1 0 9 21 2007-03-27T01:55:44Z Neal Grosskopf 2 New page: Retardedly is a word spelled incorrectly by Christopher Retlich on his Chris Wiki website. The word has taken off recently after other such words like [[truthieness]] have become successfu... wikitext text/x-wiki Retardedly is a word spelled incorrectly by Christopher Retlich on his Chris Wiki website. The word has taken off recently after other such words like [[truthieness]] have become successful in the public. 9d054e5bf52890070267b14cabc60d5c926e4a67 1 10 24 2007-03-27T04:48:33Z WikiSysop 1 New page: Spelled incorrectly? How so? What's the "correct" spelling?... Putting up for [[CW:VFD|VfD]] ~~~~ wikitext text/x-wiki Spelled incorrectly? How so? What's the "correct" spelling?... Putting up for [[CW:VFD|VfD]] [[User:WikiSysop|WikiSysop]] 00:48, 27 March 2007 (EDT) 61325c0ccee9b0d5dad677b2aad7e93b4bf9f33f 44 24 2007-03-28T01:02:26Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki Spelled incorrectly? How so? What's the "correct" spelling?... Putting up for [[ChrisWiki:VFD|VfD]] [[User:WikiSysop|WikiSysop]] 00:48, 27 March 2007 (EDT) 8e60735cacea68eef75ea0510cd37193801f21b3 4 11 25 2007-03-27T04:50:19Z WikiSysop 1 starter page wikitext text/x-wiki The '''Votes For Deletion''' list below contains a list of articles flagged for deletion. You can discuss why/why not an article should be deleted. * [[Retardedly]] - Um, what? But, I'm unsure on this one at the moment. Vote: meh. 2b640ccf0e7796be2122692fa10907d5405b832e 26 25 2007-03-27T04:50:56Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki The '''Votes For Deletion''' list below contains a list of articles flagged for deletion. You can discuss why/why not an article should be deleted. ==[[Retardedly]]== - Um, what? But, I'm unsure on this one at the moment. Vote: meh. [[User:WikiSysop|WikiSysop]] 00:50, 27 March 2007 (EDT) c81819dbd23c4095f00f0e0e0134eb85100264b5 45 26 2007-03-28T01:02:59Z WikiSysop 1 [[CW:VFD]] moved to [[ChrisWiki:VFD]]: matches naming scheme better wikitext text/x-wiki The '''Votes For Deletion''' list below contains a list of articles flagged for deletion. You can discuss why/why not an article should be deleted. ==[[Retardedly]]== - Um, what? But, I'm unsure on this one at the moment. Vote: meh. [[User:WikiSysop|WikiSysop]] 00:50, 27 March 2007 (EDT) c81819dbd23c4095f00f0e0e0134eb85100264b5 0 12 27 2007-03-27T04:56:57Z WikiSysop 1 New page: '''Doctor Pepper''' is an imposter. He claims to be a doctor by using that as a part of his name, but he is in fact just an ordinary man. ==See also:== * [[Dr. Phil]] - another imposter wikitext text/x-wiki '''Doctor Pepper''' is an imposter. He claims to be a doctor by using that as a part of his name, but he is in fact just an ordinary man. ==See also:== * [[Dr. Phil]] - another imposter 2eb318eea0147bd65b2eee99579940174ca9f970 0 13 28 2007-03-27T05:04:19Z WikiSysop 1 hehe wikitext text/x-wiki '''Dr. Phil''', a.k.a. '''Dr. Phillip McGraw''', a.k.a. '''Phillip Calvin "Phil" McGraw''' is an [[American]] TV show character who hosts a self-titled<ref>under his pseudonym</ref> talk-show where he treats people with various kinds of life issues. The actor who plays Dr. Phil is also confusingly named [[Dr. Phil]], but is not actually a doctor, unlike the character he plays on television. ==See also:== * [[Doctor Pepper]] ==Footnotes:== <references/> 9cf615347b91ddc906766c173fdbc6e75a8c1b66 29 28 2007-03-27T05:08:12Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki '''Dr. Phil''', a.k.a. '''Dr. Phillip McGraw''', a.k.a. '''Phillip Calvin "Phil" McGraw''' is an [[America|American]] TV show character who hosts a self-titled<ref>under his pseudonym</ref> talk-show where he treats people with various kinds of life issues. The actor who plays Dr. Phil is also confusingly named [[Dr. Phil]], but is not actually a doctor, unlike the character he plays on television. ==See also:== * [[Doctor Pepper]] - another [[imposter doctor]] ==Notes:== <references/> e0d4e4ecb21a77678e832a6e35e0e189fe83ca8e 30 29 2007-03-27T05:09:07Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki '''Dr. Phil''', a.k.a. '''Dr. Phillip McGraw''', a.k.a. '''Phillip Calvin "Phil" McGraw''' is an [[America|American]] TV show character who hosts a self-titled<ref>under his pseudonym</ref> talk-show where he treats people with various kinds of life issues. The actor who plays Dr. Phil is also confusingly named [[Dr. Phil]], but is not actually a doctor, unlike the character he plays on television. ==See also:== * [[Doctor Pepper]] - another [[List of impostor doctors|impostor doctor]] ==Notes:== <references/> b94211d99535bd411c6dc3c5b2410a3802499ed3 0 14 31 2007-03-27T05:11:08Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki Below is an alphabetical listing of impostor doctors: * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[Dr. Phil]] 336cafbf948c046700c13624a5f3d9f93d2e96fc 0 15 32 2007-03-27T05:19:18Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''America''', or '''The United States of America''', also frequently misspelled as '''Amerika''' is a country somewhere between here and there. ==Key facts== * About n<ref>a number greater than or equal to zero</ref>-thousand square miles in area * Contains approximately 50 states * Most states get along together and are contiguous, but a few are outcasts and live a life on the ocean * This wiki is likely hosted somewhere in America * Famous people, such as [[Dr. Phil]], [[Doctor Dewlittle]], and [[Doctor Pepper]] all live in or near America ==Trivia== * This country was founded in 1776 ± 5000 by a bunch of guys who had nothing better to do than found a country. ==See also:== * [[USA]] 356b6dccfa95880caaa0fa245f2e0d76ed47d0d2 33 32 2007-03-27T05:20:15Z WikiSysop 1 forgot reference list wikitext text/x-wiki '''America''', or '''The United States of America''', also frequently misspelled as '''Amerika''' is a country somewhere between here and there. ==Key facts== * About n<ref>a number greater than or equal to zero</ref>-thousand square miles in area * Contains approximately 50 states * Most states get along together and are contiguous, but a few are outcasts and live a life on the ocean * This wiki is likely hosted somewhere in America * Famous people, such as [[Dr. Phil]], [[Doctor Dewlittle]], and [[Doctor Pepper]] all live in or near America ==Trivia== * This country was founded in 1776 ± 5000 by a bunch of guys who had nothing better to do than found a country. ==See also:== * [[USA]] ==Notes:== <references/> f249b6e66f1c0f801a0acec9fca555a1ae62af5e 0 16 34 2007-03-27T05:21:53Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[America]] 5036df6953fe6a8ed25b7cfdf175b25363d03b62 0 17 35 2007-03-27T19:48:52Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[PHP]] 4fa152c4e829bd9a6ce679e7e29aff926ee6a400 0 18 36 2007-03-27T19:51:03Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''PHP''' is the world's best server-side scripting and programming language. It is precisely 42.314159 times better than ASP, and is 500<ref>well, actually it is 500.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times better than JSP, but 500 is close enough</ref> times better than JSP. It is available for all kinds of webservers, including [[Apache]] and the horrid [[IIS]]. ==Notes:== <references/> 286edfab52c07fad8177bf5e0b875e1e33a461a1 37 36 2007-03-27T19:52:02Z WikiSysop 1 links wikitext text/x-wiki '''PHP''' is the world's best server-side scripting and programming language. It is precisely 42.314159 times better than [[ASP]], and is 500<ref>well, actually it is 500.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times better than JSP, but 500 is close enough</ref> times better than [[JSP]]. It is available for all kinds of webservers, including [[Apache]] and the horrid [[IIS]]. ==Notes:== <references/> f01e36d3fe8f054f5f68f5b3d162b2bf5b355e64 0 19 38 2007-03-27T19:53:55Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''ASP''' is a server-side scripting language similar to VBscript created by [[Microsoft]]. ASP stands for '''Active Server Pages''' despite the fact that they are really inactive, and hardly ever feel motivated to do anything. Their level of motivation to be "active" is about as high as mine in completing this 5c65ba3eee45ebfd324decc5d91875dcdb5bf1ee 39 38 2007-03-27T19:54:19Z WikiSysop 1 slightly better wikitext text/x-wiki '''ASP''' is a server-side scripting language similar to VBscript created by [[Microsoft]]. ASP stands for '''Active Server Pages''' despite the fact that they are really inactive, and hardly ever feel motivated to do anything. Their level of motivation to be "active" is about as high as mine in completing this arti e5d02cccd43eba9395ac718e09a5d47d16d5a2e3 0 20 40 2007-03-27T19:55:00Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki Microsoft Corporation 1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA adae2e10986533ee021606af4e72d870a3b81c5d 41 40 2007-03-27T19:55:46Z WikiSysop 1 bah, formatting wikitext text/x-wiki Microsoft Corporation 1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 0addba1b30896548985eaee94efc3530e0012a46 4 21 43 2007-03-28T01:01:01Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki Um, for copyright, just please use all original content, or whatever else is legal to put on here. f47f6017ae7302b5b3b3fa3f0f70082d97f26af5 0 22 46 2007-03-28T01:02:59Z WikiSysop 1 [[CW:VFD]] moved to [[ChrisWiki:VFD]]: matches naming scheme better wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[ChrisWiki:VFD]] f95ec656ce09d06f6bf55f0285e2cc93117862bb 4 23 49 2007-03-28T03:07:44Z Neal Grosskopf 2 New page: ChrisWiki steals all your personal information. Social Security Number, Credit Card Number, and Pants size. This is all for marketing reasons of course. wikitext text/x-wiki ChrisWiki steals all your personal information. Social Security Number, Credit Card Number, and Pants size. This is all for marketing reasons of course. 0bb568acb14e8ccfe689d4a52972f6b3a6ffcaa4 4 24 51 2007-03-28T04:18:13Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[Main_Page]] f84835069b21a3cdfd413b302965d01449ae7b8f 4 25 52 2007-03-28T04:20:31Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki ChrisWiki is not<ref>entirely</ref> responsible for the content posted on here. All trademarks and such are probably owned by other people, and are used without permission. ChrisWiki claims no ownership or endorsement. ==Notes:== <references/> 9c93471a1b2f960382e5e0b3e764d76bb1f088d3 53 52 2007-03-28T04:20:59Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki ChrisWiki is not<ref>entirely</ref> responsible for the content posted on here. All trademarks and such are probably owned by other people, and are used without permission. ChrisWiki claims no ownership or endorsement of other's trademark(s). ==Notes:== <references/> a6a85cf38b7b9d9626f6fa7604e4a2bdcee74634 54 53 2007-03-28T04:21:30Z WikiSysop 1 Protected "[[ChrisWiki:General disclaimer]]": want to keep the semi-legal mumbo-jumbo [edit=sysop:move=sysop] wikitext text/x-wiki ChrisWiki is not<ref>entirely</ref> responsible for the content posted on here. All trademarks and such are probably owned by other people, and are used without permission. ChrisWiki claims no ownership or endorsement of other's trademark(s). ==Notes:== <references/> a6a85cf38b7b9d9626f6fa7604e4a2bdcee74634 12 26 55 2007-03-28T04:24:13Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Contents]] f824ced0a22aae7fc6f0ebfb9b0dbd27b5d5b6c0 63 55 2007-03-28T04:33:04Z WikiSysop 1 apparently external redirects don't work wikitext text/x-wiki See: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Contents this] 1f421178ddb689dbba4bf79954e58d8457f77ec9 12 27 56 2007-03-28T04:25:14Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Editing]] 881873e135420ac937c102d9f6e652d5dda339de 60 56 2007-03-28T04:30:24Z WikiSysop 1 apparently external redirects don't work wikitext text/x-wiki see: [[http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Editing]] bfe4ef9bb5ef98123205116c3614ec4801e6fac1 62 60 2007-03-28T04:32:32Z WikiSysop 1 bah, preview it next time! wikitext text/x-wiki see: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Editing this] 90f6a05f05c6d52dfd960d57fcd876d448f52c02 0 1 57 50 2007-03-28T04:27:10Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!''' ==Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1== After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. ==See also:== * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] ==Notes:== <references/> bad9de06ccf3bd7db39e2042847d44fc5bb485a1 58 57 2007-03-28T04:27:56Z WikiSysop 1 /* Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1 */ wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!''' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. ==See also:== * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] ==Notes:== <references/> 1dd15f9ac01ee4b670b69cf7ffbfbab1122b3c17 61 58 2007-03-28T04:31:52Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki Woohoo!!! '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!''' See my rant at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. ==See also:== * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] ==Notes:== <references/> 0ca36196c62c6bc590c83100915db4885b066eec 66 61 2007-03-28T04:57:47Z WikiSysop 1 wikitext text/x-wiki '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a small select group of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! See my rant at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. ==See also:== * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] ==Notes:== <references/> 8b006cd86fc0a4c008761a4f40ea9b1b2a47a90e 77 66 2007-03-29T04:01:28Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! See my rant at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. ==See also:== * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] ==Notes:== <references/> 608c8e12ac3a828e979384f85b243b5866bbb290 80 77 2007-03-29T04:22:03Z Chris 5 C.S./E-v wikitext text/x-wiki '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! See my rant at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. ==See also:== * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] ==Notes:== <references/> 0ceaee9e0a5826441cbdcec0cd48a9fc08ebc05d 91 80 2007-03-29T04:50:11Z Chris 5 tableified list wikitext text/x-wiki '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! See my rant at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. ==See also:== {| | * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] | * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] |} ==Notes:== <references/> 01ed3d79a6e8a4c48028ab09121e53c013ed2ad2 92 91 2007-03-29T04:51:08Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! See my rant at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]. ==See also:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] | * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] |} ==Notes:== <references/> 6c176ff88094a4bebb94dcf199cdb17c130dce62 93 92 2007-03-29T04:54:53Z Chris 5 sandbox wikitext text/x-wiki '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! Rant/how to install MediaWiki at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ''Feel free to play in the [[ChrisWiki:Sandbox]].'' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]] and [[Special:Listusers|user list]]. ==See also:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] | * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] |} ==Notes:== <references/> cd533f2466b5ea3efd23938483593fe09c1c4fe6 95 93 2007-03-29T05:21:20Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki '''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! Rant/how to install MediaWiki at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ''Feel free to play in the [[ChrisWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].'' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]] and [[Special:Listusers|user list]]. ==See also:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] | * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] |} ==Notes:== <references/> 3be1c5b49ad928c5785ae0c96917ef11908db8d0 0 28 59 2007-03-28T04:29:46Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki ==Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1== After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. b39ec2f1ba378629282110c7b66e442547f0834e 64 59 2007-03-28T04:55:15Z WikiSysop 1 new wikitext text/x-wiki =Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1= After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like <code>http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page</code>, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. =How to ''Really'' install MediaWiki on 1&1= # Download the [http://sourceforge.net/projects/wikipedia zip file] for MediaWiki (I used the 1.9.3 stable release). # Unzip the files somewhere. # Rename the "config" folder to "config2". # Create a new folder named "config". # Create a file named ".htaccess" and put it in the root folder of the unzipped files, this file should contain the text <code>AddType x-mapp-php5 .php</code> # Upload the files to your webspace using [http://filezilla.sf.net/ some kind of FTP program]. Use a separate folder for your files, such as /wiki/, and/or a different subdomain. # Create a new MySQL database using the [https://admin.1and1.com 1&1 control panel] ## Copy the password, username, and server that you get on the confirmation screen ## You may want to change the password to something better # Browse to the directory where you uploaded your files with a web browser, and then go to the /config2/ subdirectory, e.g. website.com/wiki/config2/ or wiki.website.com/config2/ # Fill out the form. # Move the "LocalSettings.php" from the config folder up to it's parent folder. # Put a 135x135px PNG logo in the images/ subdirectory, and add <code>$wgLogo = "/images/''FILENAME''.png";</code> to your LocalSettings.php file. # Your wiki might be ready to go! ==URL shortening== If you want to employ the super-1337 URL shortening techniques, then add the following to your .htaccess file which you created earlier<ref name="wikidirectory">they may have to be modified if you installed your wiki in a subdirectory on your website, e.g. /wiki/</ref>: RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d RewriteRule (.*) /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R] You can also try this code instead: RewriteRule (images|skins)/ - [L] RewriteRule \.php$ - [L] RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R] RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA] Or you can also get some more help on [[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Using_a_very_short_URL wiki URL shortening]]. In addition, you'll want to add the following to your "LocalSettings.php" file<ref name="wikidirectory" />: $wgScriptPath = ""; $wgArticlePath = "$wgScriptPath/$1"; ==Notes:== <references/> 3c9de88e7d276edfa83d671d00ba9f29cbdf3807 65 64 2007-03-28T04:56:49Z WikiSysop 1 bah, square brackets wikitext text/x-wiki =Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1= After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like <code>http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page</code>, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. =How to ''Really'' install MediaWiki on 1&1= # Download the [http://sourceforge.net/projects/wikipedia zip file] for MediaWiki (I used the 1.9.3 stable release). # Unzip the files somewhere. # Rename the "config" folder to "config2". # Create a new folder named "config". # Create a file named ".htaccess" and put it in the root folder of the unzipped files, this file should contain the text <code>AddType x-mapp-php5 .php</code> # Upload the files to your webspace using [http://filezilla.sf.net/ some kind of FTP program]. Use a separate folder for your files, such as /wiki/, and/or a different subdomain. # Create a new MySQL database using the [https://admin.1and1.com 1&1 control panel] ## Copy the password, username, and server that you get on the confirmation screen ## You may want to change the password to something better # Browse to the directory where you uploaded your files with a web browser, and then go to the /config2/ subdirectory, e.g. website.com/wiki/config2/ or wiki.website.com/config2/ # Fill out the form. # Move the "LocalSettings.php" from the config folder up to it's parent folder. # Put a 135x135px PNG logo in the images/ subdirectory, and add <code>$wgLogo = "/images/''FILENAME''.png";</code> to your LocalSettings.php file. # Your wiki might be ready to go! ==URL shortening== If you want to employ the super-1337 URL shortening techniques, then add the following to your .htaccess file which you created earlier<ref name="wikidirectory">they may have to be modified if you installed your wiki in a subdirectory on your website, e.g. /wiki/</ref>: RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d RewriteRule (.*) /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R] You can also try this code instead: RewriteRule (images|skins)/ - [L] RewriteRule \.php$ - [L] RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R] RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA] Or you can also get some more help on [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Using_a_very_short_URL wiki URL shortening]. In addition, you'll want to add the following to your "LocalSettings.php" file<ref name="wikidirectory" />: $wgScriptPath = ""; $wgArticlePath = "$wgScriptPath/$1"; ==Notes:== <references/> fe1226ed1942cddd368f2bb415add2d0fd14392f 2 29 67 2007-03-28T05:05:08Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki It's me, the person who owns and runs this website. If you really want to know about me, go to [http://chrisretlich.com/ my website]] instead. c437c94546088dcff7796f472ad43fba012116ff 68 67 2007-03-28T05:05:31Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki It's me, the person who owns and runs this website. If you really want to know about me, go to [http://chrisretlich.com/ my website] instead. 07cbb18a6f436da32d23f5cc6575727277137330 69 68 2007-03-28T05:07:45Z WikiSysop 1 Protected "[[User:Chris]]": because I said so [edit=sysop:move=sysop] wikitext text/x-wiki It's me, the person who owns and runs this website. If you really want to know about me, go to [http://chrisretlich.com/ my website] instead. 07cbb18a6f436da32d23f5cc6575727277137330 0 30 70 2007-03-28T21:50:14Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''Mark Stone''', not to be confused with the world-famous porn star '''Mark Stone''', is an instructor of [[Computer Science|compooter science]] at [[Lakeland College]]. 2f595becdabaaa0b411211f258e5b63047d2eeed 0 31 71 2007-03-28T21:53:40Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''Lakeland College''' is an institution of higher learning, however this higher learning comes at a cost. A very high cost indeed. It is approximately $25,000 a year for tuition, that does not include books, meal plans, or living costs. 409906f86b8915d0969d23429b5a9982844b2ccf 72 71 2007-03-28T21:54:51Z Chris 5 Lakeland, WI wikitext text/x-wiki '''Lakeland College''', not to be confused with '''[[Lakeland, WI]]''', is an institution of higher learning, however this higher learning comes at a cost. A very high cost indeed. It is approximately $25,000 a year for tuition, that does not include books, meal plans, or living costs. 51aa57f1b6cc1ae69b3f3da51cf2bc036b513152 1 32 73 2007-03-28T22:03:17Z Chris 5 new - (Nicole) wikitext text/x-wiki Although '''Mark Stone''' the professor at '''[[Lakeland College]]''', has only been teaching for three '''(3)''' years, he still captivates his students through odd gestures and facial expressions, he is not to be confused with '''[[Mark Stone]]''' a common name for a gay porn star. Though we really have no evidence for the '''[[Mark Stone]]''' actually exists, one day, one day, we may find evidence he...or she, existed. 1284c448d959bfb9925477ab38bbc847046aaf6b 0 20 74 41 2007-03-28T22:11:50Z Kanenaa 6 Expanded Info! wikitext text/x-wiki Microsoft Corporation 1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA The Microsoft Corporation&reg; is known for cheating people out of their money and continuously coming up with new '''[[Operating System|Operating Systems]]''' (OS) that have so many bugs when they hit the shelves that people have no choice but to upgrade and fry their computers all to hell. Especially with the newest OS, Windows Vista. Did you know that the program originally had about seventeen (15) viruses embedded into the codes. So now they are trying to CTA, (cover their asses) by making all sorts of "patches" that apparently only make things worse. On top of that, besides the viruses, the security of the programs suck. I mean come on, think about it, do you really want to continuously tell your computer "YES I AM SURE" every single time you open a program or open an e-mail? I know I sure as hell don't! 332a87edf3ecf9a6b37e3b0483e59c51db180a01 75 74 2007-03-28T22:12:25Z Kanenaa 6 wikitext text/x-wiki Microsoft Corporation 1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA '''The Microsoft Corporation&reg;''' is known for cheating people out of their money and continuously coming up with new '''[[Operating System|Operating Systems]]''' (OS) that have so many bugs when they hit the shelves that people have no choice but to upgrade and fry their computers all to hell. Especially with the newest OS, Windows Vista. Did you know that the program originally had about seventeen (15) viruses embedded into the codes. So now they are trying to CTA, (cover their asses) by making all sorts of "patches" that apparently only make things worse. On top of that, besides the viruses, the security of the programs suck. I mean come on, think about it, do you really want to continuously tell your computer "YES I AM SURE" every single time you open a program or open an e-mail? I know I sure as hell don't! e5c9ee1a351fc7107026b91ed85a4a154ce8e195 99 75 2007-03-29T20:09:52Z Chris 5 zip wikitext text/x-wiki Microsoft Corporation 1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052-6399 '''The Microsoft Corporation&reg;''' is known for cheating people out of their money and continuously coming up with new '''[[Operating System|Operating Systems]]''' (OS) that have so many bugs when they hit the shelves that people have no choice but to upgrade and fry their computers all to hell. Especially with the newest OS, Windows Vista. Did you know that the program originally had about seventeen (15) viruses embedded into the codes. So now they are trying to CTA, (cover their asses) by making all sorts of "patches" that apparently only make things worse. On top of that, besides the viruses, the security of the programs suck. I mean come on, think about it, do you really want to continuously tell your computer "YES I AM SURE" every single time you open a program or open an e-mail? I know I sure as hell don't! 6cdde04f9b9356b80f434478d6c547f718ceca19 2 33 76 2007-03-28T22:20:58Z Kanenaa 6 User Page - Edited (Nicole) wikitext text/x-wiki '''Kanenaa''' a.k.a. Nicole Hoy, soon to be Nicole Cloutier, is a webmaster of several free forums as well as a female gamer. Shocked? Well this might. Nicole is often found not at her computer but actually sitting by the "lake" at Lakeland College drawing scenery and writing poetry about stuff that no one seems to even care about. Nicole, also known by Lillian Elizabeth Marie Marquisent, is a member of a writing society much like ''The Dead Poet's Society'', except her work is actually recognized by her peers and fellow editors. Much of her time, when writing is spent trying to edit a story she has been working on since she was in the 5th grade. If you wish to know more about the story send her an e-mail, which will not be disclosed in this article. c8e8a472c4bb7fed7f8b2d6d6759966afa6da9b6 0 34 78 2007-03-29T04:12:30Z Chris 5 new - (computer science:creation science::e-volution:evolution) wikitext text/x-wiki '''Computer Science''' is the scientific explanation of how computers came to exist, and is the one true fact. Its archrival, "''[[e-volution]]''", claims that computers gradually and slowly "''e-volved''" from simple, useless forms, to more advanced and powerful forms. Computer Science explains that there was an intelligent engineer who created computers, and specially manipulated them so that they would advance in power to what we have today, and is completely correct as the following '''proof''' plainly shows. The problem with e-volution, is that there is no paper trail to show that the [[missing]] [[links]] ever existed which would have been half [[Commodore 64]], and half [[Xbox 360]]. ==Proof of Computer Science:== # Assume that computers "''e-volved''". # Therefore there must be an infinite number of intermediary computers and freakoids that half resemble one type of computer and half resemble another type of computer. # If there are an infinite number of computers, then they should occupy all space. # I can see space around me not currently occupied by freak computers. # Therefore, computers never "''e-volved''", proof by contradiction; Q.E.D. 63f55e409a057fe37c70a9a51b8d0818c3bd760a 81 78 2007-03-29T04:31:55Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki '''Computer Science''' is the scientific explanation of how computers came to exist, and is the one true fact. Its archrival, "''[[e-volution]]''", claims that computers gradually and slowly "''e-volved''" from simple, useless forms, to more advanced and powerful forms. Computer Science explains that there was an intelligent engineer who created computers, and specially manipulated them so that they would advance in power to what we have today, and is completely correct as the following '''proof''' plainly shows. The problem with e-volution, is that there is no paper trail to show that the [[missing]] [[links]] ever existed which would have been half [[Commodore 64]], and half [[Xbox 360]]. ==Proof of Computer Science:== # Assume that computers "''e-volved''". # Therefore there must be an infinite number of intermediary computers and freakoids that half resemble one type of computer and half resemble another type of computer. # If there are an infinite number of computers, then they should occupy all space. # I can see space around me not currently occupied by freak computers. # Therefore, computers never "''e-volved''", proof by contradiction; Q.E.D. [[Category:controversial article]] b7512df9d6bdce8ecfc332715ca464ea992a1874 96 81 2007-03-29T18:32:32Z Chris 5 only a theory wikitext text/x-wiki '''Computer Science''' is the scientific explanation of how computers came to exist, and is the one true fact. Its archrival, "''[[e-volution]]''", '''which is <u>only</u> a theory''', claims that computers gradually and slowly "''e-volved''" from simple, useless forms, to more advanced and powerful forms. Computer Science explains that there was an intelligent engineer who created computers, and specially manipulated them so that they would advance in power to what we have today, and is completely correct as the following '''proof''' plainly shows. The problem with e-volution, is that there is no paper trail to show that the [[missing]] [[links]] ever existed which would have been half [[Commodore 64]], and half [[Xbox 360]]. ==Proof of Computer Science:== # Assume that computers "''e-volved''". # Therefore there must be an infinite number of intermediary computers and freakoids that half resemble one type of computer and half resemble another type of computer. # If there are an infinite number of computers, then they should occupy all space. # I can see space around me not currently occupied by freak computers. # Therefore, computers never "''e-volved''", proof by contradiction; Q.E.D. [[Category:controversial article]] 844212caace2df04e3f41425d1154d773f09fc12 0 35 79 2007-03-29T04:20:12Z Chris 5 new - (computer science:creation science::e-volution:evolution) wikitext text/x-wiki '''E-volution''' is the scientific explanation of how computers came to exist, and is the one true fact. Its archrival, "''[[Computer Science]]''", claims that computers were designed by an "''Intelligent Engineer''". E-volution explains that computers gradually and slowly e-volved from simple, useless forms, to more advanced and powerful forms, as has been practically proven by years of scientific study, as the following '''proof''' plainly shows. The problem with "''Computer Science''" is that there is no evidence of any kind of higher being known as the "''Intelligent Engineer''" which is alleged to have created computers and specifically manipulated them so that they would advance in power to what we have today. ==Proof of E-volution:== # Assume that computers were "''Intelligently Engineered''". # Then there should be an "''Intelligent Engineer''" somewhere. # I don't see any "''Intelligent Engineer''" anywhere, and neither has anyone else. # No scientific test can be designed to show the existence of this alleged "''Intelligent Engineer''". # Therefore, computers never were "''Intelligently Engineered''", proof by contradiction, Q.E.D. 9cfd9bbc5f6c0ae07227111dc44f2167f3be3311 82 79 2007-03-29T04:32:19Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki '''E-volution''' is the scientific explanation of how computers came to exist, and is the one true fact. Its archrival, "''[[Computer Science]]''", claims that computers were designed by an "''Intelligent Engineer''". E-volution explains that computers gradually and slowly e-volved from simple, useless forms, to more advanced and powerful forms, as has been practically proven by years of scientific study, as the following '''proof''' plainly shows. The problem with "''Computer Science''" is that there is no evidence of any kind of higher being known as the "''Intelligent Engineer''" which is alleged to have created computers and specifically manipulated them so that they would advance in power to what we have today. ==Proof of E-volution:== # Assume that computers were "''Intelligently Engineered''". # Then there should be an "''Intelligent Engineer''" somewhere. # I don't see any "''Intelligent Engineer''" anywhere, and neither has anyone else. # No scientific test can be designed to show the existence of this alleged "''Intelligent Engineer''". # Therefore, computers never were "''Intelligently Engineered''", proof by contradiction, Q.E.D. [[Category:controversial article]] c148a5088faf597c8ef4263e319428191a920eb6 14 36 83 2007-03-29T04:33:48Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki The following articles are considered controversial, or cover controversial topics. Please be careful and fair when editing them. e97f6660fb6279e788555b052e10ca6949270a92 0 6 84 12 2007-03-29T04:34:56Z Chris 5 categorized wikitext text/x-wiki '''Doctor Dewlittle''', inventor of [[Mountain Dew]] is a well-known scientist and inventor of soft drink beverages. He is frequently confused with [[Doctor Dolittle]]. [[Category:imposter doctor]] 2f8b2de8d58ae027ae9f26a3018e4dc4319a60ff 86 84 2007-03-29T04:35:51Z Chris 5 sp wikitext text/x-wiki '''Doctor Dewlittle''', inventor of [[Mountain Dew]] is a well-known scientist and inventor of soft drink beverages. He is frequently confused with [[Doctor Dolittle]]. [[Category:impostor doctor]] 47df165facc21da7a4a7666da2f7163eb08b3c30 0 5 85 10 2007-03-29T04:35:29Z Chris 5 categorized wikitext text/x-wiki A raving madman, not to be confused with [[Doctor Dewlittle]]. [[Category:impostor doctor]] 5fca279ddb6377c46d1e4cb9da4268004960f229 0 12 87 27 2007-03-29T04:36:22Z Chris 5 categorized wikitext text/x-wiki '''Doctor Pepper''' is an imposter. He claims to be a doctor by using that as a part of his name, but he is in fact just an ordinary man. ==See also:== * [[Dr. Phil]] - another imposter [[Category:impostor doctor]] d8371c95da89c0315bd0d6779ef4028c110c7738 0 13 88 30 2007-03-29T04:36:50Z Chris 5 categorized wikitext text/x-wiki '''Dr. Phil''', a.k.a. '''Dr. Phillip McGraw''', a.k.a. '''Phillip Calvin "Phil" McGraw''' is an [[America|American]] TV show character who hosts a self-titled<ref>under his pseudonym</ref> talk-show where he treats people with various kinds of life issues. The actor who plays Dr. Phil is also confusingly named [[Dr. Phil]], but is not actually a doctor, unlike the character he plays on television. ==See also:== * [[Doctor Pepper]] - another [[List of impostor doctors|impostor doctor]] ==Notes:== <references/> [[Category:impostor doctor]] c161bd9208584557a6aeb8a338aa63a7f0b7bcd9 14 37 89 2007-03-29T04:38:05Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki The following is a list of articles about, or relating to, '''impostor doctors'''. bc7db54e62059ba699f8f02d92c8716dc162d3fd 0 14 90 31 2007-03-29T04:42:45Z Chris 5 redirect wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[Category:impostor doctor]] bc7d636750de6b3740e1e75bad8b6006da9f5f7d 97 90 2007-03-29T19:49:45Z Chris 5 Redirecting to [[Category:Impostor doctor]] wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[:Category:impostor doctor]] 11d9960f86a5c6b61fa97a4f1fdeef69a84f0267 4 38 94 2007-03-29T05:20:46Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki This is the sandbox. Use this page to test stuff. Please don't remove this message though. 4aa0b8549d2914f48de73b627a0b7f12b2ca3bfb 0 39 98 2007-03-29T20:08:06Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''IIS''' or '''Internet Information Services''', not to be confused with '''[[ISS]]''', is [[Microsoft|Microsoft's]] web server software. It is needed to run [[ASP]]-based web sites. 57e5af20a59b1c8e6abafa953176977eb1d8b242 10 40 100 2007-03-29T20:13:15Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki <div class="notice metadata" id="stub">''This article is a [[ChrisWiki:Stub|stub]]. You can help ChrisWiki by [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} expanding it]. ''</div><includeonly>[[Category:Stubs]]</includeonly> 5cfbe4accd26b38079fda40743d9a0d4cbfd045f 10 40 101 100 2007-03-29T20:16:46Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki <div class="notice metadata" id="stub">''This article is a [[ChrisWiki:Stub|stub]]. You can help ChrisWiki by [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} expanding it]. ''</div><includeonly>[[Category:Stubs]]</includeonly> <noinclude>''This template will categorize articles that include it into [[:Category:Stubs]].''</noinclude> 6e2df2fef7404caf2ed4900dfee3ebaaa793b097 106 101 2007-03-29T20:46:46Z WikiSysop 1 Protected "[[Template:Stub]]": because [edit=sysop:move=sysop] wikitext text/x-wiki <div class="notice metadata" id="stub">''This article is a [[ChrisWiki:Stub|stub]]. You can help ChrisWiki by [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} expanding it]. ''</div><includeonly>[[Category:Stubs]]</includeonly> <noinclude>''This template will categorize articles that include it into [[:Category:Stubs]].''</noinclude> 6e2df2fef7404caf2ed4900dfee3ebaaa793b097 0 41 102 2007-03-29T20:17:00Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki The '''International Space Station''' is frequently confused with '''[[IIS]]'''. {{Stub}} 4e712e458a7ee7245f87ce2234be9eeacb574f3d 129 102 2007-03-31T02:36:19Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki The '''International Space Station''' is frequently confused with '''[[IIS]]'''. {{Stub}} [[Category:Computers]] 593a1427c81d986ee087ed25adf5dfdc82c40605 137 129 2007-03-31T02:39:34Z Chris 5 d'oh! wikitext text/x-wiki The '''International Space Station''' is frequently confused with '''[[IIS]]'''. {{Stub}} 4e712e458a7ee7245f87ce2234be9eeacb574f3d 14 42 103 2007-03-29T20:18:17Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki The following is a list of [[ChrisWiki:Stub|stub]] articles. They are short and need to be made longer or more useful. 2b70cf9c68e26a75b3eca0c014ccf9285582a720 107 103 2007-03-29T20:46:47Z WikiSysop 1 Protected "[[Category:Stubs]]": because [edit=sysop:move=sysop] wikitext text/x-wiki The following is a list of [[ChrisWiki:Stub|stub]] articles. They are short and need to be made longer or more useful. 2b70cf9c68e26a75b3eca0c014ccf9285582a720 4 43 104 2007-03-29T20:21:44Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki A '''stub''' article is an article that is short or temporary while the rest of the article is being created. ==See also:== [[:Category:Stubs]] afaf0877a12e8aa1a06dafc3ead1d3d43d995c4d 105 104 2007-03-29T20:46:31Z WikiSysop 1 Protected "[[ChrisWiki:Stub]]": because [edit=sysop:move=sysop] wikitext text/x-wiki A '''stub''' article is an article that is short or temporary while the rest of the article is being created. ==See also:== [[:Category:Stubs]] afaf0877a12e8aa1a06dafc3ead1d3d43d995c4d 0 44 108 2007-03-29T22:17:16Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki [[Category:impostor doctor]] {{Stub}} cd035c4893ddb9a8610728aa42a042bf90c6a45f 0 45 109 2007-03-30T01:59:54Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki I hear there's rumors on the uh... '''Internets'''! {{Stub}} 51665c36158c706777ab56de23ef19201ec0264c 127 109 2007-03-31T02:36:10Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki I hear there's rumors on the uh... '''Internets'''! {{Stub}} [[Category:Computers]] 559bf084be58686a30a2a271c2053d8cea56105a 140 127 2007-03-31T02:40:12Z Chris 5 internet category wikitext text/x-wiki I hear there's rumors on the uh... '''Internets'''! {{Stub}} [[Category:Computers]] [[Category:Internet]] 82250722e41518da032786c90af2b9568e6c6a9d 0 46 110 2007-03-30T02:00:27Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[Internets]] 21996f5297155dfe09846edad827f82d176a7a21 142 110 2007-03-31T02:40:56Z Chris 5 categorized wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[Internets]] [[Category:Computers]] [[Category:Internet]] 3391bc84a3eb5d6038f9be56c2adf6aaa269bf2b 6 47 111 2007-03-30T03:50:18Z Chris 5 The "CW" logo used on this site. wikitext text/x-wiki The "CW" logo used on this site. 3102fb8cf6a6e2cec753caa54f2fbf681f7515a1 114 111 2007-03-30T04:03:32Z WikiSysop 1 Protected "[[Image:CWlogo.png]]": don't want people changing the wiki's logo! [edit=sysop:move=sysop] wikitext text/x-wiki The "CW" logo used on this site. 3102fb8cf6a6e2cec753caa54f2fbf681f7515a1 0 1 112 95 2007-03-30T03:56:16Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki [[Image:CWlogo.png|thumb|ChrisWiki, blatantly stealing the ChrisWare logo for its own evil deeds]]'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! Rant/how to install MediaWiki at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ''Feel free to play in the [[ChrisWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].'' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]] and [[Special:Listusers|user list]]. ==See also:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] | * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] |} ==Notes:== <references/> af381d9c9a73b61bf76f5225009d49073d0495b2 117 112 2007-03-30T04:13:33Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki [[Image:CWlogo.png|thumb|ChrisWiki, blatantly stealing the [[ChrisWare]] logo ''(shown below)'' for its own evil deeds. <br />[[Image:CWicon.png]]<br />Nobody thought that this innocent logo could be so abused.]]'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! Rant/how to install MediaWiki at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ''Feel free to play in the [[ChrisWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].'' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]] and [[Special:Listusers|user list]]. ==See also:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] | * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] |} ==Notes:== <references/> bded203f529b473ea89de0da131695ab4fd5fa4b 119 117 2007-03-31T02:15:10Z Chris 5 A-Z list wikitext text/x-wiki [[Image:CWlogo.png|thumb|ChrisWiki, blatantly stealing the [[ChrisWare]] logo ''(shown below)'' for its own evil deeds. <br />[[Image:CWicon.png]]<br />Nobody thought that this innocent logo could be so abused.]]'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! Rant/how to install MediaWiki at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ''Feel free to play in the [[ChrisWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].'' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]], [[Special:Allpages|A-Z page list]], and [[Special:Listusers|user list]]. ==See also:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] | * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] |} ==Notes:== <references/> fba2967dacd9fdc1992de60eea034d52de093236 145 119 2007-03-31T02:54:00Z Chris 5 categories wikitext text/x-wiki [[Image:CWlogo.png|thumb|ChrisWiki, blatantly stealing the [[ChrisWare]] logo ''(shown below)'' for its own evil deeds. <br />[[Image:CWicon.png]]<br />Nobody thought that this innocent logo could be so abused.]]'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! Rant/how to install MediaWiki at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ''Feel free to play in the [[ChrisWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].'' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]], [[Special:Allpages|A-Z page list]], and [[Special:Listusers|user list]]. ==[[Special:Categories|Article Categories]]:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[:Category:Computers ]] | * [[:Category:Controversial article]] | * [[:Category:Impostor doctor]] | * [[:Category:Internet]] | * [[:Category:Stubs]] |} ==See also:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] | * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] |} ==Notes:== <references/> bd3cdbb02d530ee56da843ddb6432a6cff8a614e 146 145 2007-03-31T02:55:17Z Chris 5 no TOC wikitext text/x-wiki __NOTOC__ [[Image:CWlogo.png|thumb|ChrisWiki, blatantly stealing the [[ChrisWare]] logo ''(shown below)'' for its own evil deeds. <br />[[Image:CWicon.png]]<br />Nobody thought that this innocent logo could be so abused.]]'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! Rant/how to install MediaWiki at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ''Feel free to play in the [[ChrisWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].'' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]], [[Special:Allpages|A-Z page list]], and [[Special:Listusers|user list]]. ==[[Special:Categories|Article Categories]]:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[:Category:Computers ]] | * [[:Category:Controversial article]] | * [[:Category:Impostor doctor]] | * [[:Category:Internet]] | * [[:Category:Stubs]] |} ==See also:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] | * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] |} ==Notes:== <references/> 3d0556d7254ba5634a1ae48d3dbfbb922be0341d 147 146 2007-03-31T02:55:46Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki __NOTOC__ [[Image:CWlogo.png|thumb|ChrisWiki, blatantly stealing the [[ChrisWare]] logo ''(shown below)'' for its own evil deeds. <br />[[Image:CWicon.png]]<br />Nobody thought that this innocent logo could be so abused.]]'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! Rant/how to install MediaWiki at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ''Feel free to play in the [[ChrisWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].'' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]], [[Special:Allpages|A-Z page list]], and [[Special:Listusers|user list]]. ==[[Special:Categories|Article Categories]]:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[:Category:Computers ]] | * [[:Category:Controversial article]] | * [[:Category:Impostor doctor]] | * [[:Category:Internet]] | * [[:Category:Stubs]] |} ==See also:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] | * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] |} ==Notes:== <references/> b0c75cae0c3654e8ef92775386026d5e9df51363 148 147 2007-03-31T02:58:15Z Chris 5 fixed spacing wikitext text/x-wiki __NOTOC__ [[Image:CWlogo.png|thumb|ChrisWiki, blatantly stealing the [[ChrisWare]] logo ''(shown below)'' for its own evil deeds. <br />[[Image:CWicon.png]]<br />Nobody thought that this innocent logo could be so abused.]]'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit!''' Woohoo!!! Rant/how to install MediaWiki at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ''Feel free to play in the [[ChrisWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].'' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]], [[Special:Allpages|A-Z page list]], and [[Special:Listusers|user list]]. ==[[Special:Categories|Article Categories]]:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[:Category:Computers|computers]] | * [[:Category:Controversial article|controversial article]] | * [[:Category:Impostor doctor|impostor doctors]] | * [[:Category:Internet|the Internet]] | * [[:Category:Stubs|stub articles]] |} ==See also:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] | * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] |} ==Notes:== <references/> 46ec40d840bc910d99811905f7ffa42594c5520f 6 49 115 2007-03-30T04:08:27Z Chris 5 CW logo wikitext text/x-wiki CW logo fe5862c48c0cd83adda839aa4f9d21a6c287d6f3 116 115 2007-03-30T04:08:57Z WikiSysop 1 Protected "[[Image:CWicon.png]]" [edit=sysop:move=sysop] wikitext text/x-wiki CW logo fe5862c48c0cd83adda839aa4f9d21a6c287d6f3 0 50 118 2007-03-30T04:16:14Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki The software "company", '''ChrisWare''' is owned and operated by [[User:Chris|Chris Retlich]]. ==links== [http://chrisretlich.com/CSU/ official website] 45f45606ebdaa9a5dd4702f5d90675d891e2ebbe 125 118 2007-03-31T02:35:33Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki The software "company", '''ChrisWare''' is owned and operated by [[User:Chris|Chris Retlich]]. ==links== [http://chrisretlich.com/CSU/ official website] [[Category:Computers]] ae819a82833b93e1efa01c957da5cf2e7214f523 0 51 120 2007-03-31T02:32:34Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki An '''operating system''', or '''OS''' is the set of software that makes your computer work so that you can run applications. An OS is ideally designed with as many bugs and backdoors as possible so that it is easy for [[hacker|computer programmers]] to write [[virus|extensions]] and [[adware|features]] to make your computer [[less|more]] useful. {{Stub}} d6da6b8750c891e6be101e5c391d4063ac1723f7 121 120 2007-03-31T02:33:13Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki An '''operating system''', or '''OS''' is the set of software that makes your computer work so that you can run applications. An OS is ideally designed with as many bugs and backdoors as possible so that it is easy for [[hacker|computer programmers]] to write [[virus|extensions]] and [[adware|features]] to make your computer [[less|more]] useful. {{Stub}} {{Computers}} 26a04569ab91688839e216a44f7c01a51a7e8e99 122 121 2007-03-31T02:33:34Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki An '''operating system''', or '''OS''' is the set of software that makes your computer work so that you can run applications. An OS is ideally designed with as many bugs and backdoors as possible so that it is easy for [[hacker|computer programmers]] to write [[virus|extensions]] and [[adware|features]] to make your computer [[less|more]] useful. {{Stub}} [[Category:Computers]] 4c19e6de010c8410f30f4827ab12c1f048f1ddd0 14 52 123 2007-03-31T02:34:04Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki The following is a list of [[computer]] related articles: fb8981c15a02e049351b65c30d9f78f6df0da609 0 19 124 39 2007-03-31T02:35:16Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki '''ASP''' is a server-side scripting language similar to VBscript created by [[Microsoft]]. ASP stands for '''Active Server Pages''' despite the fact that they are really inactive, and hardly ever feel motivated to do anything. Their level of motivation to be "active" is about as high as mine in completing this arti [[Category:Computers]] 483fe5c1390a5601ae4565e65685fe90c6ec6164 139 124 2007-03-31T02:39:59Z Chris 5 internet category wikitext text/x-wiki '''ASP''' is a server-side scripting language similar to VBscript created by [[Microsoft]]. ASP stands for '''Active Server Pages''' despite the fact that they are really inactive, and hardly ever feel motivated to do anything. Their level of motivation to be "active" is about as high as mine in completing this arti [[Category:Computers]] [[Category:Internet]] a53026a3cd13e371f3bb0e395b72b66944bf3915 0 39 126 98 2007-03-31T02:35:38Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki '''IIS''' or '''Internet Information Services''', not to be confused with '''[[ISS]]''', is [[Microsoft|Microsoft's]] web server software. It is needed to run [[ASP]]-based web sites. [[Category:Computers]] 32c71aa6d7379b2d0061ecebdfe45f263aacada5 138 126 2007-03-31T02:39:54Z Chris 5 internet category wikitext text/x-wiki '''IIS''' or '''Internet Information Services''', not to be confused with '''[[ISS]]''', is [[Microsoft|Microsoft's]] web server software. It is needed to run [[ASP]]-based web sites. [[Category:Computers]] [[Category:Internet]] 3c5e81b7e93c25cd4363ef168b27e6e0e1f4853b 0 18 128 37 2007-03-31T02:36:15Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki '''PHP''' is the world's best server-side scripting and programming language. It is precisely 42.314159 times better than [[ASP]], and is 500<ref>well, actually it is 500.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times better than JSP, but 500 is close enough</ref> times better than [[JSP]]. It is available for all kinds of webservers, including [[Apache]] and the horrid [[IIS]]. ==Notes:== <references/> [[Category:Computers]] 0712f6aad3a3a49d04ec837a18baaafa44106b59 133 128 2007-03-31T02:36:58Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki '''PHP''' is the world's best server-side scripting and programming language. It is precisely 42.314159 times better than [[ASP]], and is 500<ref>well, actually it is 500.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times better than JSP, but 500 is close enough</ref> times better than [[JSP]]. It is available for all kinds of webservers, including [[Apache]] and the horrid [[IIS]]. ==Notes:== <references/> [[Category:Computers]] 4d5ce4759198a9fd0da3731aef4f76f43ab930c2 141 133 2007-03-31T02:40:29Z Chris 5 internet category wikitext text/x-wiki '''PHP''' is the world's best server-side scripting and programming language. It is precisely 42.314159 times better than [[ASP]], and is 500<ref>well, actually it is 500.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times better than JSP, but 500 is close enough</ref> times better than [[JSP]]. It is available for all kinds of webservers, including [[Apache]] and the horrid [[IIS]]. ==Notes:== <references/> [[Category:Computers]] [[Category:Internet]] 2f871281933f9b7dac35be92a9ac97eff35cd661 0 35 130 82 2007-03-31T02:36:39Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki '''E-volution''' is the scientific explanation of how computers came to exist, and is the one true fact. Its archrival, "''[[Computer Science]]''", claims that computers were designed by an "''Intelligent Engineer''". E-volution explains that computers gradually and slowly e-volved from simple, useless forms, to more advanced and powerful forms, as has been practically proven by years of scientific study, as the following '''proof''' plainly shows. The problem with "''Computer Science''" is that there is no evidence of any kind of higher being known as the "''Intelligent Engineer''" which is alleged to have created computers and specifically manipulated them so that they would advance in power to what we have today. ==Proof of E-volution:== # Assume that computers were "''Intelligently Engineered''". # Then there should be an "''Intelligent Engineer''" somewhere. # I don't see any "''Intelligent Engineer''" anywhere, and neither has anyone else. # No scientific test can be designed to show the existence of this alleged "''Intelligent Engineer''". # Therefore, computers never were "''Intelligently Engineered''", proof by contradiction, Q.E.D. [[Category:controversial article]] [[Category:Computers]] f20d181c4265fa29e136287394ea8cc81d7803f1 0 34 131 96 2007-03-31T02:36:44Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki '''Computer Science''' is the scientific explanation of how computers came to exist, and is the one true fact. Its archrival, "''[[e-volution]]''", '''which is <u>only</u> a theory''', claims that computers gradually and slowly "''e-volved''" from simple, useless forms, to more advanced and powerful forms. Computer Science explains that there was an intelligent engineer who created computers, and specially manipulated them so that they would advance in power to what we have today, and is completely correct as the following '''proof''' plainly shows. The problem with e-volution, is that there is no paper trail to show that the [[missing]] [[links]] ever existed which would have been half [[Commodore 64]], and half [[Xbox 360]]. ==Proof of Computer Science:== # Assume that computers "''e-volved''". # Therefore there must be an infinite number of intermediary computers and freakoids that half resemble one type of computer and half resemble another type of computer. # If there are an infinite number of computers, then they should occupy all space. # I can see space around me not currently occupied by freak computers. # Therefore, computers never "''e-volved''", proof by contradiction; Q.E.D. [[Category:controversial article]] [[Category:Computers]] 1cd24d5f9a318bfe902034fc6210def94f6c3e39 0 30 132 70 2007-03-31T02:36:49Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki '''Mark Stone''', not to be confused with the world-famous porn star '''Mark Stone''', is an instructor of [[Computer Science|compooter science]] at [[Lakeland College]]. [[Category:Computers]] c78e916a203d314d188cafa46da6b727296d906e 0 20 134 99 2007-03-31T02:37:25Z Chris 5 computers category wikitext text/x-wiki Microsoft Corporation 1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052-6399 '''The Microsoft Corporation&reg;''' is known for cheating people out of their money and continuously coming up with new '''[[Operating System|Operating Systems]]''' (OS) that have so many bugs when they hit the shelves that people have no choice but to upgrade and fry their computers all to hell. Especially with the newest OS, Windows Vista. Did you know that the program originally had about seventeen (15) viruses embedded into the codes. So now they are trying to CTA, (cover their asses) by making all sorts of "patches" that apparently only make things worse. On top of that, besides the viruses, the security of the programs suck. I mean come on, think about it, do you really want to continuously tell your computer "YES I AM SURE" every single time you open a program or open an e-mail? I know I sure as hell don't! [[Category:Computers]] 49fefee853ff91b924240c593bbdb4263000c6f2 14 53 135 2007-03-31T02:38:04Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki [[Category:Computers]] 24d0e54f3cdeed4bb5e6e7e003efe0cf4c1b332f 136 135 2007-03-31T02:39:05Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki The following is a list of articles about, or related to the [[Internet]]. [[Category:Computers]] 2e8f61095b60dec75a02141b2d8f520848bc3aa1 0 54 143 2007-03-31T02:48:47Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki A '''computer''' is the thing that you are using at this very moment. No, not that noisy moving picture box across the living room, I mean the thing that you are reading this on right now. ''No'', not the monitor, the other "box" connected to the monitor. No! that's the printer, stupid! There, that's it, the '''''other''''' box. {{Stub}} [[Category:Computer]] e62cd7c9a37e27ae9df8f04b66cbe312d95df066 144 143 2007-03-31T02:49:24Z Chris 5 d'oh! wikitext text/x-wiki A '''computer''' is the thing that you are using at this very moment. No, not that noisy moving picture box across the living room, I mean the thing that you are reading this on right now. ''No'', not the monitor, the other "box" connected to the monitor. No! that's the printer, stupid! There, that's it, the '''''other''''' box. {{Stub}} [[Category:Computers]] 713c33104895dc57cd78af684fd9351744373419 0 55 149 2007-04-04T01:56:40Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki [[Category:Impostor doctor]] 55c4b7c56ba3731af64f08b883779d402d87e01a 0 56 150 2007-04-04T01:57:14Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki [[Category:Impostor doctor]] 55c4b7c56ba3731af64f08b883779d402d87e01a 0 57 151 2007-04-04T01:57:50Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki [[Category:Impostor doctor]] 55c4b7c56ba3731af64f08b883779d402d87e01a 0 56 152 150 2007-04-04T02:03:49Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki [[Category:Impostor doctor]] {{stub}} 60b792e9557128133fd2ec77a42c6196429313e7 0 55 153 149 2007-04-04T02:03:59Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki [[Category:Impostor doctor]] {{stub}} 60b792e9557128133fd2ec77a42c6196429313e7 0 57 154 151 2007-04-04T02:04:03Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki [[Category:Impostor doctor]] {{stub}} 60b792e9557128133fd2ec77a42c6196429313e7 155 154 2007-04-04T02:09:27Z Chris 5 [[Dr. Who]] moved to [[Doctor Who]]: wrong title wikitext text/x-wiki [[Category:Impostor doctor]] {{stub}} 60b792e9557128133fd2ec77a42c6196429313e7 0 58 156 2007-04-04T02:09:28Z Chris 5 [[Dr. Who]] moved to [[Doctor Who]]: wrong title wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[Doctor Who]] 596b46c90fb873c36537472d17216821edd045bf 10 59 157 2007-04-04T02:20:34Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki <includeonly><code>“''{{{1}}}''”</code><br /> :<code>~ '''[[{{{2}}}]] {{#if:{{{3|}}}|on {{{3}}}}}'''</code></includeonly><noinclude> ==Usage== <code><nowiki>{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}</nowiki></code> prints: {{Q|This is a quote.|Author}} <code><nowiki>{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}</nowiki></code> prints: {{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}} </noinclude> 650a30c3db279ae4ddcc17f448375f15aa01327a 159 157 2007-04-04T02:32:28Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki <includeonly><code>“''{{{1}}}''”</code><br /> :<code>~ '''[[{{{2}}}]] {{if:{{{3|}}}|on {{{3}}}}}'''</code></includeonly><noinclude> ==Usage== <code><nowiki>{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}</nowiki></code> prints: {{Q|This is a quote.|Author}} <code><nowiki>{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}</nowiki></code> prints: {{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}} </noinclude> 9d1f2e161c28e9eaf505316e30714c265574a2c8 160 159 2007-04-04T02:33:53Z Chris 5 Undo revision 159 by [[Special:Contributions/Chris]] ([[User talk:Chris]]) wikitext text/x-wiki <includeonly><code>“''{{{1}}}''”</code><br /> :<code>~ '''[[{{{2}}}]] {{#if:{{{3|}}}|on {{{3}}}}}'''</code></includeonly><noinclude> ==Usage== <code><nowiki>{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}</nowiki></code> prints: {{Q|This is a quote.|Author}} <code><nowiki>{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}</nowiki></code> prints: {{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}} </noinclude> 650a30c3db279ae4ddcc17f448375f15aa01327a 162 160 2007-04-04T02:38:53Z Chris 5 wikitext text/x-wiki <code>“''{{{1}}}''”</code><br /> :<code>~ '''[[{{{2}}}]] {{#if:{{{3|}}}|on {{{3}}}}}'''</code><noinclude> ==Usage== <code><nowiki>{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}</nowiki></code> prints: {{Q|This is a quote.|Author}} <code><nowiki>{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}</nowiki></code> prints: {{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}} </noinclude> eb5a90aa8dbbbbc6539782fc6489eb0aa58931a4 163 162 2007-04-04T02:51:33Z WikiSysop 1 Protected "[[Template:Q]]": doesn't need to be changed [edit=sysop:move=sysop] wikitext text/x-wiki <code>“''{{{1}}}''”</code><br /> :<code>~ '''[[{{{2}}}]] {{#if:{{{3|}}}|on {{{3}}}}}'''</code><noinclude> ==Usage== <code><nowiki>{{Q|This is a quote.|Author}}</nowiki></code> prints: {{Q|This is a quote.|Author}} <code><nowiki>{{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}}</nowiki></code> prints: {{Q|This is a quote.|Author|subject}} </noinclude> eb5a90aa8dbbbbc6539782fc6489eb0aa58931a4 0 45 161 140 2007-04-04T02:36:05Z Chris 5 added quotes, expanded article a bit wikitext text/x-wiki {{Q|I hear there's rumors on the uh... '''Internets'''!|King George the Wth|Internets}} {{Q|Well, actually, you forgot Poland!|King George the Wth}} The '''Internets''' is the world's largest computer network which is frequently used by terruhists, as well as rumorists to spread their terruh as well as rumors about the possibility of a draft occurring. {{Stub}} [[Category:Computers]] [[Category:Internet]] 8d9327403b9f1db14ffa3638d31e1d68bd705a5e 177 161 2007-04-04T22:19:25Z Chris 5 category wikitext text/x-wiki {{Q|I hear there's rumors on the uh... '''Internets'''!|King George the Wth|Internets}} {{Q|Well, actually, you forgot Poland!|King George the Wth}} The '''Internets''' is the world's largest computer network which is frequently used by terruhists, as well as rumorists to spread their terruh as well as rumors about the possibility of a draft occurring. {{Stub}} [[Category:Computers]] [[Category:Internet]] [[Category:Controversial article]] 36105488f6254be41f6ffc661311f8d9d94621f8 0 7 164 13 2007-04-04T02:57:04Z Chris 5 duh wikitext text/x-wiki '''Mountain Dew''' is an orange-flavored citrus soft drink that is visually confused with antifreeze. It is the best soft drink in the world followed by water. Its sugar and caffeine levels are off every chart imaginable. 0da4dec10d71d2a5f0d8f84809b23c816b4f2622 0 61 165 2007-04-04T14:35:11Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki The '''Wiimoat''' is a deep trench filled with water and crocodiles which guard and protect a [[Wiimote]] from being raided and/or stolen. {{Stub}} 2868ecb8173de0331da10ee5459360a8427fe8cd 0 62 166 2007-04-04T14:36:00Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki A '''Wiimote''' is the controller used for the [[!!M]] videogame system. 236d13e022df64570eb90d9cc75fc2b676619afe 167 166 2007-04-04T14:36:11Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki A '''Wiimote''' is the controller used for the [[!!M]] videogame system. {{Stub}} f86d8da7c143c7dc3811f8000bc15a02d16b2f8f 0 63 168 2007-04-04T14:36:41Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[!!M]] de05e2d89f1b99787dc8cc955e7a12f25e1cf999 0 64 169 2007-04-04T14:39:44Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki The '''!!M''', or '''Wii''' is a videogame system that consists of a [[Wiimote]], a moving image viewing device, an audio generator, and an optional [[Wiimoat]] to keep vandals and thieves from stealing the precious Wiimote. 8bbfe4f139ed6e4ebf603d8a0d9b2e91c0de68be 0 65 170 2007-04-04T22:01:26Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''King George the Wth''', '''George W. Bush''', '''W''', '''Commander Stupid''', '''King George''', '''''President'' Bush''', is the 43rd person to fill the role of the President of the United States. Unlike previous presidents who took this office, King George the Wth took the presidency by force, collaboration with [[Diebold]], and an effective embezzling and smear campaign against all of his opponents, foes, fiends, enemies, doubters, uninterested parites, fellow republicans, friends, allies, and anything else living or resembling life. {{Stub}} 1761e4463ecf43c07b0bb5d9a2f8ca31b60991c7 171 170 2007-04-04T22:01:38Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''King George the Wth''', '''George W. Bush''', '''W''', '''Commander Stupid''', '''King George''', '''''President'' Bush''', is the 43rd person to fill the role of the President of the United States. Unlike previous presidents who took this office, King George the Wth took the presidency by force, collaboration with [[Diebold]], and an effective embezzling and smear campaign against all of his opponents, foes, fiends, enemies, doubters, uninterested parties, fellow republicans, friends, allies, and anything else living or resembling life. {{Stub}} 206e58bd86f0be849e3a7481d6498310ba42e48e 172 171 2007-04-04T22:03:08Z Chris 5 quotes wikitext text/x-wiki {{Q|I hear there's rumors on the uh... '''Internets'''!|King George the Wth|Internets}} {{Q|Well, actually, you forgot Poland!|King George the Wth|his opponent forgetting about Poland}} '''King George the Wth''', '''George W. Bush''', '''W''', '''Commander Stupid''', '''King George''', '''''President'' Bush''', is the 43rd person to fill the role of the President of the United States. Unlike previous presidents who took this office, King George the Wth took the presidency by force, collaboration with [[Diebold]], and an effective embezzling and smear campaign against all of his opponents, foes, fiends, enemies, doubters, uninterested parties, fellow republicans, friends, allies, and anything else living or resembling life. {{Stub}} 34e366fa8ce65af3f46e512b0999a0defc00a43d 175 172 2007-04-04T22:16:45Z Chris 5 category wikitext text/x-wiki {{Q|I hear there's rumors on the uh... '''Internets'''!|King George the Wth|Internets}} {{Q|Well, actually, you forgot Poland!|King George the Wth|his opponent forgetting about Poland}} '''King George the Wth''', '''George W. Bush''', '''W''', '''Commander Stupid''', '''King George''', '''''President'' Bush''', is the 43rd person to fill the role of the President of the United States. Unlike previous presidents who took this office, King George the Wth took the presidency by force, collaboration with [[Diebold]], and an effective embezzling and smear campaign against all of his opponents, foes, fiends, enemies, doubters, uninterested parties, fellow republicans, friends, allies, and anything else living or resembling life. {{Stub}} [[Category:Controversial article]] 03bfb07b9b2844b85987ae83b1a9d18d2c35a673 0 66 173 2007-04-04T22:12:39Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''Die Bold''', or '''Diebold''' as they prefer to be called, is an electronic vote-rigging<ref>Although this hasn't been proven 100% yet, results are only around 99% conclusive.</ref> company which specializes national elections. They were contracted by [[King George the Wth]] to ensure that he would win the 43rd presidency of the United States. He outbid his opponents for Diebold's exclusive "Presidential Suite" package, which is offered for bidding every four years, and includes a guaranteed victory for the presidency, a limo rental, three national media releases affirming the victory, and four pardonable turkeys. ==Notes:== <references/> aa1227c274e8a94df36a854400965e97cf18a00d 174 173 2007-04-04T22:16:07Z Chris 5 category wikitext text/x-wiki '''Die Bold''', or '''Diebold''' as they prefer to be called, is an electronic vote-rigging<ref>Although this hasn't been proven 100% yet, results are only around 99% conclusive.</ref> company which specializes national elections. They were contracted by [[King George the Wth]] to ensure that he would win the 43rd presidency of the United States. He outbid his opponents for Diebold's exclusive "Presidential Suite" package, which is offered for bidding every four years, and includes a guaranteed victory for the presidency, a limo rental, three national media releases affirming the victory, and four pardonable turkeys. ==Notes:== <references/> [[Category:Controversial article]] 887b6016b8583ee08bc84a5798902ac955c6a97c 0 20 176 134 2007-04-04T22:19:21Z Chris 5 category wikitext text/x-wiki Microsoft Corporation 1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052-6399 '''The Microsoft Corporation&reg;''' is known for cheating people out of their money and continuously coming up with new '''[[Operating System|Operating Systems]]''' (OS) that have so many bugs when they hit the shelves that people have no choice but to upgrade and fry their computers all to hell. Especially with the newest OS, Windows Vista. Did you know that the program originally had about seventeen (15) viruses embedded into the codes. So now they are trying to CTA, (cover their asses) by making all sorts of "patches" that apparently only make things worse. On top of that, besides the viruses, the security of the programs suck. I mean come on, think about it, do you really want to continuously tell your computer "YES I AM SURE" every single time you open a program or open an e-mail? I know I sure as hell don't! [[Category:Computers]] [[Category:Controversial article]] 0391a4bc836c812803b9720cfdbf6dcc4f8ff307 0 67 178 2007-04-10T22:14:35Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''Revert Wars''' is a popular computer game created by the Wiki Corporation. This multi-player real-time strategy involves the players "fighting" by reverting and un-reverting edits on certain articles within a wiki. Popular ''Revert Wars'' servers include: Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, and any other wiki on the [[Internet]] which allows anonymous edits. [[Category:Computers]] {{Stub}} 9846097ccf243f4310852f1d6c4c9593090eb351 179 178 2007-04-10T22:17:59Z Chris 5 protect, how to win wikitext text/x-wiki '''Revert Wars''' is a popular computer game created by the Wiki Corporation. This multi-player real-time strategy involves the players "fighting" by reverting and un-reverting edits on certain pages within a wiki. Popular ''Revert Wars'' servers include: Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, and any other wiki on the [[Internet]] which allows anonymous edits. A common tactic used by registered users, a.k.a. cheaters, is to protect the page(s) involved in the revert war so that they can unfairly enact a victory for themselves. Unregistered users have fought back by registering for accounts to be able to (un)protect pages themselves, and thus undo any possible advantage that anyone else has. The winner is chosen whenever the page(s) in question remain unreverted for three days in a row, or until one side of the revert war gives up in futility. [[Category:Computers]] {{Stub}} 2bb3c15f6965c959b06f4420b005a877659f9d13 2 68 180 2007-05-04T03:44:54Z Nightforge 3 New page: Nightforge, not to be confused with Daysmith (his ScapeRune alternate), is the current provider of the randomly updated "Nightforge's Word of the Day" column seen here. wikitext text/x-wiki Nightforge, not to be confused with Daysmith (his ScapeRune alternate), is the current provider of the randomly updated "Nightforge's Word of the Day" column seen here. 28d4ca094a393a3c9cd7a5be0d84fa5de2ed3108 196 180 2007-05-04T04:59:34Z Nightforge 3 Added Image wikitext text/x-wiki [[Image:Nf_Av_L1-1.gif]]Nightforge, not to be confused with Daysmith (his ScapeRune alternate), is the current provider of the randomly updated "Nightforge's Word of the Day" column seen here. b417f59ab49a00fa427252f886059e18920d84a4 197 196 2007-05-04T05:07:07Z Nightforge 3 Added image, minor edits wikitext text/x-wiki [[Image:Nf_Av_L1-1.gif|frame|right|Nightforge]] [[Nightforge]], not to be confused with [[Daysmithy]] (his [http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Scaperune ScapeRune] alternate), is the current provider of the randomly updated "''Nightforge's Word of the Day''" column seen [http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/Nightforge%27s_Word_of_the_Day here]. 4496bf1f14c0a7bfef981d9167537e60f203b9ee 198 197 2007-05-04T20:00:10Z WikiSysop 1 fixed link (now internal instead of external) wikitext text/x-wiki [[Image:Nf_Av_L1-1.gif|frame|right|Nightforge]] [[Nightforge]], not to be confused with [[Daysmithy]] (his [http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Scaperune ScapeRune] alternate), is the current provider of the randomly updated "''Nightforge's Word of the Day''" column seen [Nightforge's Word of the Day|here]. 1494e549a4700b1998a98b241aaa71b00d84d4d6 199 198 2007-05-04T20:00:29Z WikiSysop 1 fixed link (now internal instead of external) wikitext text/x-wiki [[Image:Nf_Av_L1-1.gif|frame|right|Nightforge]] [[Nightforge]], not to be confused with [[Daysmithy]] (his [http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Scaperune ScapeRune] alternate), is the current provider of the randomly updated "''Nightforge's Word of the Day''" column seen [[Nightforge's Word of the Day|here]]. 315d5cb4c1c036437e34920ffd9d56f06f51e71e 0 69 181 2007-05-04T03:49:39Z Nightforge 3 New page: Welcome to Nightforge's Word of the Day, a column meant to poke fun at whatever Nightforge feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (contributing ... wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to Nightforge's Word of the Day, a column meant to poke fun at whatever Nightforge feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (contributing computer's time). Today's Word of the Day: Pyrotechnicality Definition(s): 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: Black Mage. Previous Word(s) of the Day: What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word of the Day! 707999cfaa4d3294bb1e0bcc83fb352f50eb76f9 182 181 2007-05-04T03:57:51Z Nightforge 3 wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to Nightforge's Word of the Day, a column meant to poke fun at whatever Nightforge feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (contributing computer's time). == Today's Word of the Day: == ''Pyrotechnicality'' == Definition(s): == 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: Black Mage. == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word of the Day! 6f85e5f9ecd43dc968cbd249499605b390f34558 183 182 2007-05-04T03:59:23Z Nightforge 3 wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to Nightforge's Word of the Day, a column meant to poke fun at whatever Nightforge feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (contributing computer's time). == Today's Word of the Day: == ''Pyrotechnicality'' == Definition(s): == 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: Black Mage. == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word of the Day! 18e2ceacb39ae6f981c50ef78ad7790ff59c5257 184 183 2007-05-04T04:00:15Z Nightforge 3 wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to Nightforge's Word of the Day, a column meant to poke fun at whatever Nightforge feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (contributing computer's time). == Today's Word of the Day: == ''Pyrotechnicality'' '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: Black Mage. == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word of the Day! b7fc314e5405585d3421e47abecf15d9260e6f9f 185 184 2007-05-04T04:00:41Z Nightforge 3 wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to Nightforge's Word of the Day, a column meant to poke fun at whatever Nightforge feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (contributing computer's time). == Today's Word of the Day: == ''Pyrotechnicality'' '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: Black Mage. == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word of the Day! 1e07ee048f9717cc43a1cc1cc6e6b66d7ceaccfe 186 185 2007-05-04T04:02:23Z Nightforge 3 wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to Nightforge's Word of the Day, a column meant to poke fun at whatever Nightforge feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (contributing computer's time). == Today's Word of the Day: == ''Pyrotechnicality'' '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Warriors_%288-Bit_Theater%29#Black_Mage_Evilwizardington Black Mage]Black Mage. == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word of the Day! 98aea3ae2099a4492107930726d8f59b2638a38e 187 186 2007-05-04T04:02:43Z Nightforge 3 wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to Nightforge's Word of the Day, a column meant to poke fun at whatever Nightforge feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (contributing computer's time). == Today's Word of the Day: == ''Pyrotechnicality'' '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Warriors_%288-Bit_Theater%29#Black_Mage_Evilwizardington Black Mage]. == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word of the Day! d9ea74adddabf73eec875587f04af9f329a46247 189 187 2007-05-04T04:10:53Z Nightforge 3 wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to [[Nightforge]]'s Word of the Day, a column meant to poke fun at whatever [[Nightforge]] feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (contributing computer's time). == Today's Word of the Day: == ''Pyrotechnicality'' '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Warriors_%288-Bit_Theater%29#Black_Mage_Evilwizardington Black Mage]. == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word of the Day! 3999daecc61b521fde1f3b08f3abb1ff9344084b 190 189 2007-05-04T04:35:21Z Nightforge 3 Added 2nd Word, FAQ section, some formatting changes, first summary for an edit wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to [[Nightforge]]'s Word of the Day, a column meant to poke fun at whatever [[Nightforge]] feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (CCT). == Today's Word(s) of the Day: == ''Pyrotechnicality'' (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm CCT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Warriors_%288-Bit_Theater%29#Black_Mage_Evilwizardington Black Mage]. ''Homophonics'' (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 11:28pm CCT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) Derogatory slang; the accent or style of speech associated with a stereotypically gay male. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravo_%28television_network%29 Bravo]. == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word of the Day! == Frequently Asked Questions == '''Q:''' Are these words real? '''A:''' Typically, not until [[Nightforge]] posts them. Most are conglomerations of words or pieces of words in ways that the English language would allow normally. [[Nightforge]] adds meanings to these words based on his own musings and contributions from others 5bb84132ddab52ba4c5f3f49a49c51111579bfdd 191 190 2007-05-04T04:35:59Z Nightforge 3 /* Previous Word(s) of the Day: */ wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to [[Nightforge]]'s Word of the Day, a column meant to poke fun at whatever [[Nightforge]] feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (CCT). == Today's Word(s) of the Day: == ''Pyrotechnicality'' (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm CCT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Warriors_%288-Bit_Theater%29#Black_Mage_Evilwizardington Black Mage]. ''Homophonics'' (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 11:28pm CCT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) Derogatory slang; the accent or style of speech associated with a stereotypically gay male. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravo_%28television_network%29 Bravo]. == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word(s) of the Day! == Frequently Asked Questions == '''Q:''' Are these words real? '''A:''' Typically, not until [[Nightforge]] posts them. Most are conglomerations of words or pieces of words in ways that the English language would allow normally. [[Nightforge]] adds meanings to these words based on his own musings and contributions from others 2289a33374579e7d9a319c8e43223129d334ece5 192 191 2007-05-04T04:43:56Z Nightforge 3 wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to [[Nightforge]]'s Word of the Day, a column meant to poke fun at whatever [[Nightforge]] feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (CCT). == Today's Word(s) of the Day: == ''Pyrotechnicality'' (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm CCT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Warriors_%288-Bit_Theater%29#Black_Mage_Evilwizardington Black Mage]. ''Homophonics'' (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 11:28pm CCT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) Derogatory slang; the accent or style of speech associated with a stereotypically gay male. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravo_%28television_network%29 Bravo]. == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word(s) of the Day! == Frequently Asked Questions == '''Q:''' Are these words real? '''A:''' Typically, not until [[Nightforge]] posts them. Most are conglomerations of words or pieces of words in ways that the English language would allow normally. [[Nightforge]] adds meanings to these words based on his own musings and contributions from others 15547ddb60359e2db9f5b49ef90370606ba18366 193 192 2007-05-04T04:54:23Z Nightforge 3 added italics to something or other wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to [[Nightforge]]'s ''Word of the Day'', a column meant to poke fun at whatever [[Nightforge]] feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (CCT). == Today's Word(s) of the Day: == ''Pyrotechnicality'' (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm CCT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Warriors_%288-Bit_Theater%29#Black_Mage_Evilwizardington Black Mage]. ''Homophonics'' (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 11:28pm CCT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) Derogatory slang; the accent or style of speech associated with a stereotypically gay male. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravo_%28television_network%29 Bravo]. == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word(s) of the Day! == Frequently Asked Questions == '''Q:''' Are these words real? '''A:''' Typically, not until [[Nightforge]] posts them. Most are conglomerations of words or pieces of words in ways that the English language would allow normally. [[Nightforge]] adds meanings to these words based on his own musings and contributions from others fe9a5f6a8051d613e6f2989e2fdaf4ef0ec19841 194 193 2007-05-04T04:55:31Z Nightforge 3 wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to [[Nightforge]]'s ''Word(s) of the Day'', a column meant to poke fun at whatever [[Nightforge]] feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (CCT). == Today's Word(s) of the Day: == Current Word(s): ''Pyrotechnicality'' (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm CCT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Warriors_%288-Bit_Theater%29#Black_Mage_Evilwizardington Black Mage]. ''Homophonics'' (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 11:28pm CCT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) Derogatory slang; the accent or style of speech associated with a stereotypically gay male. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravo_%28television_network%29 Bravo]. == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == What do you expect? We're still only on the first Word(s) of the Day! == Frequently Asked Questions == '''Q:''' Are these words real? '''A:''' Typically, not until [[Nightforge]] posts them. Most are conglomerations of words or pieces of words in ways that the English language would allow normally. [[Nightforge]] adds meanings to these words based on his own musings and contributions from others 1b8f7b266f6066c8caeeb0936dcb66dadbbeb452 0 70 188 2007-05-04T04:10:19Z Nightforge 3 Redirecting to [[User:Nightforge]] wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT[[User:Nightforge]] dfa6782e7dc8b9c8f4cce36b9183484ba107e654 6 71 195 2007-05-04T04:58:43Z Nightforge 3 Nightforge, in his current visual web incarnation. wikitext text/x-wiki Nightforge, in his current visual web incarnation. c69d4c4eec810e19c38049845bfc256eb05dc145 0 28 200 65 2007-05-04T20:29:20Z WikiSysop 1 rewrite code missing wikitext text/x-wiki =Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1= After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like <code>http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page</code>, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. =How to ''Really'' install MediaWiki on 1&1= # Download the [http://sourceforge.net/projects/wikipedia zip file] for MediaWiki (I used the 1.9.3 stable release). # Unzip the files somewhere. # Rename the "config" folder to "config2". # Create a new folder named "config". # Create a file named ".htaccess" and put it in the root folder of the unzipped files, this file should contain the text <code>AddType x-mapp-php5 .php</code> # Upload the files to your webspace using [http://filezilla.sf.net/ some kind of FTP program]. Use a separate folder for your files, such as /wiki/, and/or a different subdomain. # Create a new MySQL database using the [https://admin.1and1.com 1&1 control panel] ## Copy the password, username, and server that you get on the confirmation screen ## You may want to change the password to something better # Browse to the directory where you uploaded your files with a web browser, and then go to the /config2/ subdirectory, e.g. website.com/wiki/config2/ or wiki.website.com/config2/ # Fill out the form. # Move the "LocalSettings.php" from the config folder up to it's parent folder. # Put a 135x135px PNG logo in the images/ subdirectory, and add <code>$wgLogo = "/images/''FILENAME''.png";</code> to your LocalSettings.php file. # Your wiki might be ready to go! ==URL shortening== If you want to employ the super-1337 URL shortening techniques, then add the following to your .htaccess file which you created earlier<ref name="wikidirectory">they may have to be modified if you installed your wiki in a subdirectory on your website, e.g. /wiki/</ref>: DirectoryIndex index.php RewriteEngine On RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d RewriteRule (.*) /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R] You can also try this code instead: DirectoryIndex index.php RewriteEngine On RewriteRule (images|skins)/ - [L] RewriteRule \.php$ - [L] RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R] RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA] Or you can also get some more help on [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Using_a_very_short_URL wiki URL shortening]. In addition, you'll want to add the following to your "LocalSettings.php" file<ref name="wikidirectory" />: $wgScriptPath = ""; $wgArticlePath = "$wgScriptPath/$1"; ==Notes:== <references/> 91f86f94c0b09ccfcb0b5c683fc41db61744261e 0 34 201 131 2007-05-05T08:12:55Z Nightforge 3 Grammatical corrections, added a Criticisms section in an attempt to keep article non-partial wikitext text/x-wiki '''Computer Science''' is the scientific explanation of how computers came to exist, and is the one true fact. Its archrival, "''[[e-volution]]''", '''which is <u>only</u> a theory''', claims that computers gradually and slowly "''e-volved''" from simple, useless forms, to more advanced and powerful forms. Computer Science explains that there was an ''[[intelligent engineer]]'' who created computers and specially manipulated them so that they would advance in power to what we have today and is completely correct as the following '''proof''' plainly shows. The problem with e-volution is that there is no paper trail to show that the [[missing]] [[links]], which would have been half [[Commodore 64]] and half [[Xbox 360]], ever existed. ==Proof of Computer Science:== # Assume that computers "''e-volved''". # Therefore there must be an infinite number of intermediary computers and freakoids that half resemble one type of computer and half resemble another type of computer. # If there are an infinite number of computers, then they should occupy all space. # I can see space around me not currently occupied by freak computers. # Therefore, computers never "''e-volved''", proof by contradiction; Q.E.D. == Criticisms of Computer Science: == # There is no evidence of any intelligence ever involved in computer engineering. A random trial-and-error model can completely account for the diversity and functionality in computer design today. # The "Proof of Computer Science" assumes that any and all intermediary steps in computer "''[[e-volution]]''" still exist, that all of these intermediary steps can be perceived in the world around us, and that space in the world around us is, itself, finite. [[Category:controversial article]] [[Category:Computers]] eef9fce063836a3913369dfa4bace6c0b878583e 202 201 2007-05-05T08:18:27Z Nightforge 3 wikitext text/x-wiki '''Computer Science''' is the scientific explanation of how computers came to exist, and is the one true fact. Its archrival, "''[[e-volution]]''", '''which is <u>only</u> a theory''', claims that computers gradually and slowly "''e-volved''" from simple, useless forms, to more advanced and powerful forms. Computer Science explains that there was an ''[[intelligent engineer]]'' who created computers and specially manipulated them so that they would advance in power to what we have today and is completely correct as the following '''proof''' plainly shows. The problem with e-volution is that there is no paper trail to show that the [[missing]] [[links]], which would have been half [[Commodore 64]] and half [[Xbox 360]], ever existed. ==Proof of Computer Science:== # Assume that computers "''e-volved''". # Therefore there must be an infinite number of intermediary computers and freakoids that half resemble one type of computer and half resemble another type of computer. # If there are an infinite number of computers, then they should occupy all space. # I can see space around me not currently occupied by freak computers. # Therefore, computers never "''e-volved''", proof by contradiction; Q.E.D. == Criticisms of Computer Science: == # There is no evidence of any intelligence ever involved in computer engineering. A random trial-and-error model can completely account for the diversity and functionality in computer design today. # The "''Proof of Computer Science''" assumes that any and all intermediary steps in computer "''[[e-volution]]''" still exist, that all of these intermediary steps can be perceived in the world around us, and that space in the world around us is, itself, finite. [[Category:controversial article]] [[Category:Computers]] e05d6d4dc8cb23619d4d46fc700f614a3e3ebf69 0 35 203 130 2007-05-05T08:21:49Z Nightforge 3 Grammatical corrections, added a Criticisms section in an attempt to keep the article non-partisan wikitext text/x-wiki '''E-volution''' is the scientific explanation of how computers came to exist, and is the one true fact. Its archrival, "''[[Computer Science]]''", claims that computers were designed by an "''[[Intelligent Engineer]]''". E-volution explains that computers gradually and slowly e-volved from simple, useless forms to more advanced and powerful forms, as has been practically proven by years of scientific study as the following '''proof''' plainly shows. The problem with "''Computer Science''" is that there is no evidence of any kind of higher being known as the "''[[Intelligent Engineer]]''" which is alleged to have created computers and specifically manipulated them so that they would advance in power to what we have today. ==Proof of E-volution:== # Assume that computers were "''Intelligently Engineered''". # Then there should be an "''[[Intelligent Engineer]]''" somewhere. # I don't see any "''[[Intelligent Engineer]]''" anywhere, and neither has anyone else. # No scientific test can be designed to show the existence of this alleged "''[[Intelligent Engineer]]''". # Therefore, computers never were "''Intelligently Engineered''", proof by contradiction, Q.E.D. == Criticisms of E-volution: == # There is no current known mechanism for computers to be able to either reconfigure or reproduce themselves on their own, casting doubt on their ability to graduate from simple to complex forms. # The "''Proof of E-volution''" assumes that any ''[[Intelligent Engineer]]'' should be perceptible in the world around us, that no one has encountered an ''[[Intelligent Engineer]]'' at any point in time, and that no test can or will ever be able to provide proof of an ''[[Intelligent Engineer]]'s'' existance. [[Category:controversial article]] [[Category:Computers]] 0e15224591f780a494f20f3afc817bc54de19d48 204 203 2007-05-05T08:22:43Z Nightforge 3 wikitext text/x-wiki '''E-volution''' is the scientific explanation of how computers came to exist, and is the one true fact. Its archrival, "''[[Computer Science]]''", claims that computers were designed by an "''[[Intelligent Engineer]]''". E-volution explains that computers gradually and slowly e-volved from simple, useless forms to more advanced and powerful forms, as has been practically proven by years of scientific study as the following '''proof''' plainly shows. The problem with "''[[Computer Science]]''" is that there is no evidence of any kind of higher being known as the "''[[Intelligent Engineer]]''" which is alleged to have created computers and specifically manipulated them so that they would advance in power to what we have today. ==Proof of E-volution:== # Assume that computers were "''Intelligently Engineered''". # Then there should be an "''[[Intelligent Engineer]]''" somewhere. # I don't see any "''[[Intelligent Engineer]]''" anywhere, and neither has anyone else. # No scientific test can be designed to show the existence of this alleged "''[[Intelligent Engineer]]''". # Therefore, computers never were "''[[Intelligently Engineered]]''", proof by contradiction, Q.E.D. == Criticisms of E-volution: == # There is no current known mechanism for computers to be able to either reconfigure or reproduce themselves on their own, casting doubt on their ability to graduate from simple to complex forms. # The "''Proof of E-volution''" assumes that any ''[[Intelligent Engineer]]'' should be perceptible in the world around us, that no one has encountered an ''[[Intelligent Engineer]]'' at any point in time, and that no test can or will ever be able to provide proof of an ''[[Intelligent Engineer]]'s'' existance. [[Category:controversial article]] [[Category:Computers]] f6cb413e47c304be56561420b5897c6c0bb775e2 6 72 205 2007-05-05T08:27:48Z Nightforge 3 Professor of Computer Science at Lakeland College Mark Stone. wikitext text/x-wiki Professor of Computer Science at Lakeland College Mark Stone. 52c9a3767516f49b2bcad6bdc8b7d87a082ca979 206 205 2007-05-05T08:28:22Z Nightforge 3 added internal link wikitext text/x-wiki Professor of Computer Science at Lakeland College [[Mark Stone]]. 46515e66f5dba2e8c1bf7b39df066d44cff1e5f3 0 30 207 132 2007-05-08T15:25:54Z Chris 5 add image wikitext text/x-wiki [[Image:Mark Stone.jpg|thumb|Mark Stone, in all his glory.]] '''Mark Stone''', not to be confused with the world-famous porn star '''Mark Stone''', is an instructor of [[Computer Science|compooter science]] at [[Lakeland College]]. [[Category:Computers]] 316d2700877445149021fcf4867f9cf8c9dcf155 208 207 2007-05-08T21:27:16Z Neal Grosskopf 2 wikitext text/x-wiki [[Image:Mark Stone.jpg|thumb|Mark Stone, in all his glory.]] '''Mark Stone''', not to be confused with the world-famous [[porn star]] '''Mark Stone''', is an instructor of [[Computer Science|compooter science]] at [[Lakeland College]]. [[Category:Computers]] c851cdd125e174d3e97fc53efafd392cefd07880 0 73 209 2007-05-11T03:58:07Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki #REDIRECT [[Main_Page]] f84835069b21a3cdfd413b302965d01449ae7b8f 0 74 210 2007-05-12T02:20:19Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''Not to be confused with''', not to be confused with ''[[to be confused with]]'', is a common English phrase which is composed of the phrase ''to be confused with'' prepended with the logical operator ''not''. 641cb12e5d2613f994a77c95995b637604b03cd4 0 75 211 2007-05-12T02:22:07Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''To be confused with''', to be confused with ''[[not to be confused with]]'', is a common English phrase which is composed of the phrase ''not to be confused with'', but is lacking the logical operator ''not''. efc54b7ccde3422861c0fd33a76acc2df6f576c1 0 76 212 2007-07-19T18:08:13Z Nightforge 3 Created article as part of an archiving process involving [[Nightforge's Word of the Day]]. wikitext text/x-wiki ''Pyrotechnicality'' was the first entry in [[Nightforge]]'s "[[Nightforge's Word of the Day|Word of the Day]]" column. (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm CCT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Warriors_%288-Bit_Theater%29#Black_Mage_Evilwizardington Black Mage]. 2485a589e82eb1929e363710cbdff7017e1776f9 215 212 2007-07-19T18:15:30Z Nightforge 3 Minor correction regarding time zone standards. wikitext text/x-wiki ''Pyrotechnicality'' was the first entry in [[Nightforge]]'s "[[Nightforge's Word of the Day|Word of the Day]]" column. (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm CDT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Warriors_%288-Bit_Theater%29#Black_Mage_Evilwizardington Black Mage]. c08455b688e8afc6058d50fe1c1a793b24b36141 216 215 2007-07-19T18:19:09Z WikiSysop 1 added category wikitext text/x-wiki ''Pyrotechnicality'' was the first entry in [[Nightforge]]'s "[[Nightforge's Word of the Day|Word of the Day]]" column. (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm CDT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) When you escape the consequences of an action you may or may not have committed by burning down the source of said consequences. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Warriors_%288-Bit_Theater%29#Black_Mage_Evilwizardington Black Mage]. [[Category:Nightforge's Word of the Day]] 978ceee620067855eedb5f60aeb1c2338d2fdd22 0 77 213 2007-07-19T18:10:41Z Nightforge 3 Created article as part of an archiving process involving [[Nightforge's Word of the Day]]. wikitext text/x-wiki ''Homophonics'' was the second entry in [[Nightforge]]'s "[[Nightforge's Word of the Day|Word of the Day]]" column. (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 11:28pm CCT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) Derogatory slang; the accent or style of speech associated with a stereotypically gay male. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravo_%28television_network%29 Bravo]. b7db0a7925024f947da5adeeecd771f71faafcc1 214 213 2007-07-19T18:14:41Z Nightforge 3 Minor correction regarding time zone standards. wikitext text/x-wiki ''Homophonics'' was the second entry in [[Nightforge]]'s "[[Nightforge's Word of the Day|Word of the Day]]" column. (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 11:28pm CDT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) Derogatory slang; the accent or style of speech associated with a stereotypically gay male. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravo_%28television_network%29 Bravo]. ef2dd6c35a61dd9e23444314ba19fcd72f063c1e 217 214 2007-07-19T18:19:35Z WikiSysop 1 added category wikitext text/x-wiki ''Homophonics'' was the second entry in [[Nightforge]]'s "[[Nightforge's Word of the Day|Word of the Day]]" column. (Added Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 11:28pm CDT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) Derogatory slang; the accent or style of speech associated with a stereotypically gay male. See: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravo_%28television_network%29 Bravo]. [[Category:Nightforge's Word of the Day]] 96e45a38d40ed07f34b38037393302e021ac1979 14 78 218 2007-07-19T18:21:20Z Chris 5 created page wikitext text/x-wiki The following is a list of articles or words which have been included in [[Nightforge's Word of the Day]] column: e9482a11989c3f5db36a03e33fd38219f4e715db 220 218 2007-07-19T18:44:23Z Nightforge 3 Minor edit regarding title wikitext text/x-wiki The following is a list of articles or words which have been included in [[Nightforge]]'s [Nightforge's Word of the Day|Word of the Day]] column: e17902a17951dc2d82ac04118a3d8a03145a86c3 221 220 2007-07-19T18:44:43Z Nightforge 3 Minor correction to previous edit wikitext text/x-wiki The following is a list of articles or words which have been included in [[Nightforge]]'s [[Nightforge's Word of the Day|Word of the Day]] column: 313b1793fab2939f11428d402b7111c2e3140394 0 69 219 194 2007-07-19T18:39:32Z Nightforge 3 Moved first two Words of the Day to their own articles as part of an archiving process, added "Exclusivity" as a new Word of the Day. wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to [[Nightforge]]'s ''Word(s) of the Day'', a column meant to poke fun at whatever [[Nightforge]] feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (CCT). == Today's Word(s) of the Day: == Current Word(s): ''Exclusivity'' (Added Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 1:39pm CDT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) The nonlinear level of how exclusive an item is with regard to some parent item. For example, exclusivity may frequently be used with regards to video game titles in the current [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Console_wars Console Wars]. Ie: A title such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viva_Pinata Viva Piñata] is exclusive to only [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Microsoft Microsoft's] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_360 Xbox 360], while a title such as is available across many different consoles, a title like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Ocarina_of_Time The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time] is available on several consoles from the same parent company (in this case, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo Nintendo], a title like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_Solid_4:_Guns_of_the_Patriots Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots] is currently exclusive to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_Computer_Entertainment Sony Computer Entertainment]'s [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_3 Playstation 3] but is expected to be released for other consoles at a later date, and so on... == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == [[Pyrotechnicality]] [[Homophonics]] == Frequently Asked Questions == '''Q:''' Are these words real? '''A:''' Typically, not until [[Nightforge]] posts them. Most are conglomerations of words or pieces of words in ways that the English language would allow normally. [[Nightforge]] adds meanings to these words based on his own musings and contributions from others d154edbad73f036f38a994ad3f45ca4d92c58d68 222 219 2007-07-19T18:49:17Z Chris 5 n=>ñ wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to [[Nightforge]]'s ''Word(s) of the Day'', a column meant to poke fun at whatever [[Nightforge]] feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (CCT). == Today's Word(s) of the Day: == Current Word(s): ''Exclusivity'' (Added Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 1:39pm CDT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) The nonlinear level of how exclusive an item is with regard to some parent item. For example, exclusivity may frequently be used with regards to video game titles in the current [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Console_wars Console Wars]. Ie: A title such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viva_Piñata Viva Piñata] is exclusive to only [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Microsoft Microsoft's] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_360 Xbox 360], while a title such as is available across many different consoles, a title like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Ocarina_of_Time The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time] is available on several consoles from the same parent company (in this case, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo Nintendo], a title like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_Solid_4:_Guns_of_the_Patriots Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots] is currently exclusive to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_Computer_Entertainment Sony Computer Entertainment]'s [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_3 Playstation 3] but is expected to be released for other consoles at a later date, and so on... == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == [[Pyrotechnicality]] [[Homophonics]] == Frequently Asked Questions == '''Q:''' Are these words real? '''A:''' Typically, not until [[Nightforge]] posts them. Most are conglomerations of words or pieces of words in ways that the English language would allow normally. [[Nightforge]] adds meanings to these words based on his own musings and contributions from others b652422b364924fa6a3e7ef4e5fb67f21d239f82 223 222 2007-07-20T02:13:43Z Nightforge 3 Re-added a game title that apparently got lost in editing in the original post. wikitext text/x-wiki Welcome to [[Nightforge]]'s ''Word(s) of the Day'', a column meant to poke fun at whatever [[Nightforge]] feels like at any given time. Originally started Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 10:46pm (CCT). == Today's Word(s) of the Day: == Current Word(s): ''Exclusivity'' (Added Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 1:39pm CDT) '''Definition(s):''' 1) The nonlinear level of how exclusive an item is with regard to some parent item. For example, exclusivity may frequently be used with regards to video game titles in the current [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Console_wars Console Wars]. Ie: A title such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viva_Piñata Viva Piñata] is exclusive to only [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Microsoft Microsoft's] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_360 Xbox 360], while a title such as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil_4 Resident Evil 4]is available across many different consoles, a title like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Ocarina_of_Time The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time] is available on several consoles from the same parent company (in this case, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo Nintendo], a title like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_Solid_4:_Guns_of_the_Patriots Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots] is currently exclusive to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_Computer_Entertainment Sony Computer Entertainment]'s [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_3 Playstation 3] but is expected to be released for other consoles at a later date, and so on... == Previous Word(s) of the Day: == [[Pyrotechnicality]] [[Homophonics]] == Frequently Asked Questions == '''Q:''' Are these words real? '''A:''' Typically, not until [[Nightforge]] posts them. Most are conglomerations of words or pieces of words in ways that the English language would allow normally. [[Nightforge]] adds meanings to these words based on his own musings and contributions from others 28c114e61c04ac2d895564d56a997dc599bb6281 0 79 224 2007-07-24T16:59:26Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''Olderly''', a portmanteau of ''old'', and ''elderly'', refers to an old person who is frail and elderly in action and appearance. [[Category:Chris' word of the day]] 2accb62b8447f00ecca9fd4b0cb8145f4ba1e96b 14 80 225 2007-07-24T17:00:07Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki The following are words and phrases which are, or have been, included in [[Chris' word of the day]] list. 1d5531d2b6d436c94694ae6166c0eac86e8e4392 0 81 226 2007-07-24T17:02:49Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki ==July 24th, 2007== '''[[Olderly]]''': ... a portmanteau of old, and elderly, refers to an old person who is frail and elderly in action and appearance. ==Archives:== ''No archives exist yet...'' ff1cf8d7691b3edd21c5221a228316ae0eee3517 227 226 2007-07-24T17:03:18Z Chris 5 bah, missed italicizing some words wikitext text/x-wiki ==July 24th, 2007== '''[[Olderly]]''': ... a portmanteau of ''old'', and ''elderly'', refers to an old person who is frail and elderly in action and appearance. ==Archives:== ''No archives exist yet...'' 1ee00c889f8dd69333ed267a7e403d2d47ae8965 0 82 228 2007-07-26T17:11:37Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki This is the successor to [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]]. More info to appear eventually. 3e07cdaef2a2ce59f6956ed5f99a4b71ef7170cd 0 28 229 200 2007-08-03T02:39:10Z Chris 5 added fix for .htaccess which allows "&" characters to be used in URLs wikitext text/x-wiki =Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1= After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like <code>http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page</code>, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. =How to ''Really'' install MediaWiki on 1&1= # Download the [http://sourceforge.net/projects/wikipedia zip file] for MediaWiki (I used the 1.9.3 stable release). # Unzip the files somewhere. # Rename the "config" folder to "config2". # Create a new folder named "config". # Create a file named ".htaccess" and put it in the root folder of the unzipped files, this file should contain the text <code>AddType x-mapp-php5 .php</code> # Upload the files to your webspace using [http://filezilla.sf.net/ some kind of FTP program]. Use a separate folder for your files, such as /wiki/, and/or a different subdomain. # Create a new MySQL database using the [https://admin.1and1.com 1&1 control panel] ## Copy the password, username, and server that you get on the confirmation screen ## You may want to change the password to something better # Browse to the directory where you uploaded your files with a web browser, and then go to the /config2/ subdirectory, e.g. website.com/wiki/config2/ or wiki.website.com/config2/ # Fill out the form. # Move the "LocalSettings.php" from the config folder up to it's parent folder. # Put a 135x135px PNG logo in the images/ subdirectory, and add <code>$wgLogo = "/images/''FILENAME''.png";</code> to your LocalSettings.php file. # Your wiki might be ready to go! ==URL shortening== If you want to employ the super-1337 URL shortening techniques, then add the following to your .htaccess file which you created earlier<ref name="wikidirectory">they may have to be modified if you installed your wiki in a subdirectory on your website, e.g. /wiki/</ref>: DirectoryIndex index.php RewriteEngine On RewriteRule ^(.*)\&(.*)$ $1\%26$2 RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d RewriteRule (.*) /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R] You can also try this code instead: DirectoryIndex index.php RewriteEngine On RewriteRule (images|skins)/ - [L] RewriteRule \.php$ - [L] RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R] RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA] Or you can also get some more help on [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Using_a_very_short_URL wiki URL shortening]. In addition, you'll want to add the following to your "LocalSettings.php" file<ref name="wikidirectory" />: $wgScriptPath = ""; $wgArticlePath = "$wgScriptPath/$1"; ==Notes:== <references/> b7059d65616d2582175ceb15ad542962620735a1 230 229 2007-08-03T02:43:00Z Chris 5 moved ampersand fix to more sensible place wikitext text/x-wiki =Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1= After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like <code>http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page</code>, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. =How to ''Really'' install MediaWiki on 1&1= # Download the [http://sourceforge.net/projects/wikipedia zip file] for MediaWiki (I used the 1.9.3 stable release). # Unzip the files somewhere. # Rename the "config" folder to "config2". # Create a new folder named "config". # Create a file named ".htaccess" and put it in the root folder of the unzipped files, this file should contain the text <code>AddType x-mapp-php5 .php</code> #* You may also want to add <code>RewriteEngine On</code> and <code>RewriteRule ^(.*)\&(.*)$ $1\%26$2</code> to allow URLs which contain the ampersand character (&). # Upload the files to your webspace using [http://filezilla.sf.net/ some kind of FTP program]. Use a separate folder for your files, such as /wiki/, and/or a different subdomain. # Create a new MySQL database using the [https://admin.1and1.com 1&1 control panel] ## Copy the password, username, and server that you get on the confirmation screen ## You may want to change the password to something better # Browse to the directory where you uploaded your files with a web browser, and then go to the /config2/ subdirectory, e.g. website.com/wiki/config2/ or wiki.website.com/config2/ # Fill out the form. # Move the "LocalSettings.php" from the config folder up to it's parent folder. # Put a 135x135px PNG logo in the images/ subdirectory, and add <code>$wgLogo = "/images/''FILENAME''.png";</code> to your LocalSettings.php file. # Your wiki might be ready to go! ==URL shortening== If you want to employ the super-1337 URL shortening techniques, then add the following to your .htaccess file which you created earlier<ref name="wikidirectory">they may have to be modified if you installed your wiki in a subdirectory on your website, e.g. /wiki/</ref>: DirectoryIndex index.php RewriteEngine On RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d RewriteRule (.*) /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R] You can also try this code instead: DirectoryIndex index.php RewriteEngine On RewriteRule (images|skins)/ - [L] RewriteRule \.php$ - [L] RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R] RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA] Or you can also get some more help on [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Using_a_very_short_URL wiki URL shortening]. In addition, you'll want to add the following to your "LocalSettings.php" file<ref name="wikidirectory" />: $wgScriptPath = ""; $wgArticlePath = "$wgScriptPath/$1"; ==Notes:== <references/> 0ee9303929af26971c7bb58b2f112f7d291ea85c 236 230 2019-06-26T18:45:36Z Chris 5 Update really outdated website links, add note that many peculiarities no longer exist, add more .htaccess magic wikitext text/x-wiki =Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1&1= After hours of toil to download a 3.8MB wiki software zip file, uploading 12MB of the uncompressed files<ref>On dial-up!</ref>, then finding out that MediaWiki requires PHP5, and that 1&1 uses the .php5 extension for that so I needed to change my .htaccess file to map .php files to the PHP5 interpreter instead of [[PHP4]], and then finding out that 1&1 also [[retardedly]] uses the /config directory to redirect to the administration login page, and that this supersedes any files that actually exist on the server, including .htaccess, then finding out that the installation script craps out if the /config directory doesn't exist<ref>like when you rename the /config directory to /config2 so you can actually access the installer</ref>, then going through the hassle to shorten the URLs through more .htaccess hacks so you don't end up with URLs like <code>http://wiki.chrisretlich.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page</code>, I finally have the wiki set up in a half-way decent fashion that appears to work now. Note: as of 2019, many of the issues above no longer apply. E.g. PHP5 is no longer supported (or is being deprecated by 1&1), the /config redirect is no longer mandated, 1&1 is now 1&1 Ionos, etc. =How to ''Really'' install MediaWiki on 1&1= # Download the [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Download zip file] for MediaWiki (I used the 1.9.3 stable release). # Unzip the files somewhere. # Rename the "config" folder to "config2". # Create a new folder named "config". # Create a file named ".htaccess" and put it in the root folder of the unzipped files, this file should contain the text <code>AddType x-mapp-php5 .php</code> #* You may also want to add <code>RewriteEngine On</code> and <code>RewriteRule ^(.*)\&(.*)$ $1\%26$2</code> to allow URLs which contain the ampersand character (&). # Upload the files to your webspace using [https://filezilla-project.org/ some kind of FTP program]. Use a separate folder for your files, such as /wiki/, and/or a different subdomain. # Create a new MySQL database using the [https://my.ionos.com/ 1&1 control panel] ## Copy the password, username, and server that you get on the confirmation screen ## You may want to change the password to something better # Browse to the directory where you uploaded your files with a web browser, and then go to the /config2/ subdirectory, e.g. website.com/wiki/config2/ or wiki.website.com/config2/ # Fill out the form. # Move the "LocalSettings.php" from the config folder up to it's parent folder. # Put a 135x135px PNG logo in the images/ subdirectory, and add <code>$wgLogo = "/images/''FILENAME''.png";</code> to your LocalSettings.php file. # Your wiki might be ready to go! ==URL shortening== If you want to employ the super-1337 URL shortening techniques, then add the following to your .htaccess file which you created earlier<ref name="wikidirectory">they may have to be modified if you installed your wiki in a subdirectory on your website, e.g. /wiki/</ref>: DirectoryIndex index.php RewriteEngine On RewriteRule ^(.*)\&(.*)$ $1\%26$2 RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d RewriteRule (.*) /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R] You can also try this code instead: DirectoryIndex index.php RewriteEngine On RewriteRule (images|skins)/ - [L] RewriteRule \.php$ - [L] RewriteRule ^$ /Main_Page [R] RewriteRule ^/?(.*)$ /index.php?title=$1 [L,QSA] Or you can also get some more help on [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:Short_URL wiki URL shortening]. In addition, you'll want to add the following to your "LocalSettings.php" file<ref name="wikidirectory" />: $wgScriptPath = ""; $wgArticlePath = "$wgScriptPath/$1"; ==Notes:== <references/> 000eb6eef32e3b4d6b949c8c39b0d9b3480f39ae 0 83 231 2007-08-03T02:49:19Z Chris 5 new wikitext text/x-wiki '''Dissociationism''' is the belief in dissociation. As a dissociationist, one's goal is to not associate with any concept, group, religion, ideology, person, place, movement, association, or any other thing (real or imaginary) which one could be associated with. There are large disociationist groups, each with countless members and supporters. The disocciationsim movement is perhaps the largest, and most organized movement known to exist. 2b4bd612a3eeba14a18e213073c1ad18aebad6fd 0 50 232 125 2008-05-08T02:20:13Z Chris 5 updated website link wikitext text/x-wiki The software "company", '''ChrisWare''' is owned and operated by [[User:Chris|Chris Retlich]]. ==links== [http://chrisware.net/ official website] [[Category:Computers]] 02e32b3ea4d0a7695166c9430d85bd2ceda97051 0 84 233 2008-10-30T19:13:06Z Chris 5 create page wikitext text/x-wiki '''Perhapsibly''': a combination of the words ''perhaps'' and ''possibly'' indicating some vague measure of uncertainty, generally in the vicinity of 50%. [[Category:Chris' word of the day]] f6f5002935ec329b0a4d289740e64046450186ac 234 233 2012-05-02T17:51:36Z Chris 5 add "pear halves" wikitext text/x-wiki '''Perhapsibly''': a combination of the words ''perhaps'' and ''possibly'' indicating some vague measure of uncertainty, generally in the vicinity of 50%. This word is closely related to the word [[pear halves]]. [[Category:Chris' word of the day]] 7d65a69fcb206112f613d5fff088e365f63054d2 0 85 235 2012-05-02T17:52:19Z Chris 5 New page: A word nearly synonymous to perhaps and [[perhapsibly]]. wikitext text/x-wiki A word nearly synonymous to perhaps and [[perhapsibly]]. b9c00e0c454c41b335399b71c947270f16aac94c 0 1 239 148 2019-06-26T19:12:12Z Chris 5 HTTPS! (plus a more reliable server, updated wiki version, and other changes) wikitext text/x-wiki __NOTOC__ [[Image:CWlogo.png|thumb|ChrisWiki, blatantly stealing the [[ChrisWare]] logo ''(shown below)'' for its own evil deeds. <br />[[Image:CWicon.png]]<br />Nobody thought that this innocent logo could be so abused.]]'''Welcome to ChrisWiki, the content-free encyclopedia that nobody<ref>except for myself and a [[Special:Listusers|small select group ]] of other people</ref> can edit! Now with HTTPS!''' Woohoo!!! Rant/how to install MediaWiki at: '''[[Howto:Install MediaWiki on 1and1]]''' ''Feel free to play in the [[ChrisWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].'' ==What's Happening?:== See: [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]], [[Special:Allpages|A-Z page list]], and [[Special:Listusers|user list]]. ==[[Special:Categories|Article Categories]]:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[:Category:Computers|computers]] | * [[:Category:Controversial article|controversial article]] | * [[:Category:Impostor doctor|impostor doctors]] | * [[:Category:Internet|the Internet]] | * [[:Category:Stubs|stub articles]] |} ==See also:== {| style="width:100%" | * [[Computer Science]] vs. [[E-volution]] * [[Doctor Dewlittle]] * [[Doctor Dolittle]] * [[Doctor Leonard McCoy]] * [[Doctor Pepper]] * [[E-volution]] vs. [[Computer Science]] | * [[Microsoft]] * [[Mountain Dew]] * [[PHP]] * [[Vulcan nerve pinch]] * [[Mark Stone]] * [[Qualitative Analysis of Aggregation Prevention of Amyloid Peptide Using Sugars]] |} ==Notes:== <references/> db258f5e52cac896fa4f177774549082fab43512